If you are looking to lose some weight before summer, I personally know how you can. I am currently enrolled in one of these weight loss challenges! We are half way through (about 6 weeks in), and I have already lost 13 pounds. This is not a paid adverstisement, just want to get the word out about something that has worked for me. Plus, who doesn’t want to win some cash!? I am going for that number 1 spot!! Weight Loss Challenge!
I guess this crazy woman did not have it her way. Keep in mind that while she was displaying this outrageous behavior, she then told the police her children were somewhere in the Burger King, but she didn’t know where. She looks like damn king kong to me. At least the people in Burger King got a free admission to the zoo that day.
So as you all have probably heard, Jersey Shore’s “Snooki” is going to be in a match at Wrestlemania. It will be her, trish stratus, and JOMO vs Dolph Ziggler, and LAYcool.
I have heard mixed reviews, but I for one am very happy about this. Critisize me if you will, but I love Snooki in the first place. Other than that, with the exception of Beth Pheonix and Natalya, I am not impressed with any of the divas right now at all. I hate Dolph and Laycool, so Snooki better be preparing to whoop some ass.
Who knows, maybe Snooki will get the chance to ’smush’ John Morrison
I am feeling more confident coming into the blog scene once again now that I have seen Perez’s latest and greatest (which doesn’t happen to be so great!). Back when we started The Jaded M-Ball, perez would get upwards of 50 comments per blog. Now he’s lucky if he’s getting 20.
Perez if you want to save your career you can always go on the subway diet, like Jared
Anyways my loves, we are back full force, so I would love to hear from you! What do you want to hear about? Leave me lots of comments and I will do my best to deliver.
10.)
Telephones still exist; if you really gave a crap about people you were “connecting” with you would pick up a phone.
9.) No one cares what you had for breakfast or when you went to sleep just do you business and shut up about it. Where and when did people’s private lives turn into their social lives?
Hey I just got back from taking a dump, now I’m going to masturbate, be back in about 5 minutes.
8.)
Farms are for people how like to eat and harvest crops to feed us. They are not for our computers to consume energy to display us some turd looking graphics and a number, which basically tells you how much more of a douche you are then your friends.
Go start a garden or something and send us all a picture about it.
7.)
Don’t you work? If you do why are you posting at 10am and 2pm in the afternoon? I think you get paid to be at a job for a reason and I’m sure it is not for Facebook. Ah how the economy doesn’t thrive on your ignorance.
6.) You friend count is not a reflection of your popular count. The old fashioned looks, money, and job are still the norm… so go get some education and plastic surgery you freakin’ uggo.
The Jaded M-Ball is returning in January, hope you didn’t forget about us. We are devoted but like any human being on this earth shit comes up, home buying moving from New Jersey blah blah blah. The main factor being the legal aspects of The Jaded MBall, which come January, will be in full affect.
So to those who made us popular please return for we have only just begun to provide the news as we see it. We r here to stay and here to make celebs and douches pay. The Jaded MBall your source for humanistic opinions on bullshit “famous”, some normal, but mostly drugged up ass, people.
Follow us down the rabbit hole or live in your false “reality”.
Britney Spears discusses her past few years of craziness in a new documentary for MTV titled, “Britney: For The Record”. She states:
“I sit there and I look back and I’m like, ‘I’m a smart person. What the hell was I thinking?”
“I’ve been through a lot in the past two or three years, and there’s a lot that people don’t know,”
“Sometimes it can get lonely ’cause you don’t open the gate. I’m stuck in this place, and I just cope every day.”
She’s right there is a lot we don’t know, like just how much money she spends on late night binges and sex parties. I want to get more in-depth into that area of her craziness, just sounds more fun…but w/e I guess we’ll have to settle for the G rated Britney version. The documentary will air on November 30th.
Hugh Hefner has found his new girlfriends and they come equip with criminal records. These twin sisters Karissa and Kristina Shannon supposedly don’t take any shit and are now on probation for beating some ass. E! News states:
The sisters were arrested in the early morning hours of Jan. 10 and booked on suspicion of felony aggravated battery, per arrest reports obtained by E! News. They were released from custody after posting $10,000 bonds and were later given probation and ordered to pay restitution for the incident, the details of which have not been determined just yet.
Prior to that run-in with the law, Karissa Shannon was arrested on suspicion of misdemeanor battery last November.
Now that’s not my exact choice for ladies on my side; I don’t want my women to kick my ass for not washing the dishes or something, and being as old as he is he’d break a hip on contact.
Lol this is pretty nasty, is it a man, is it a woman, who knows. Looks as if god chose to make it both as some sort of joke or something. Well anyway enjoy Serena’s hulking build and big breasts…does it make you gay or not, thats yet to be told as well.
Jaime Lynn Spears is becoming her sister more and more everyday; after just recently giving birth to her daughter Maddie she is pregnant again…little tramp. A family member states to The Enquirer:
“Jamie Lynn’s mom is furious about the pregnancy,” the family member said. “And she’s livid the news leaked out, especially during her book tour…Lynne and Jamie Lynn have been arguing nonstop by phone.”
Well that’s yet another underage pregnancy for Jaime Lynn, sucks to be her. Sorry Lynne Spears but your chance to be famous was interrupted by your children that you are supposed to be raising.
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