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Archive for 2008/05
Angelina feels damn sexy pregnant

The twin bearing Angelina Jolie, who is expecting this summer, says being pregnant makes her feel womanly and sexy.  Her hubby Brad Pitt says he feels sexy when she feels sexy, so in the end Brad Pitt thinks Angelina’s feeling sexy while pregnant is sexy…sexy, sexy, sexy.
Yeah so that’s great, glad you feel sexy lady, [...]

Hugh Hefner will be played by…

Rumor has it that there is going to be a movie about Playboy founder, Hugh Hefner. (What could this movie possibly be like?!)  Leo DiCaprio, Tom Cruise and Robert Downey Jr. have all been considered for the role, but nobody knows who it is going to be!

Leo DiCaprio – He is an OK actor, but [...]

GTA IV Niko is a crybaby

So I keep seeing this damn guy on the net in various areas, Michael Hollick.  He’s the voice actor for the lead character Niko Bellic in the game Grand Theft Auto IV. Anyway he is crying about receiving only 100k for lending his voice to the character in the game.  It’s claimed that he worked 15 months [...]

Hogan’s can’t drive

Another car crash involving the Hogan family has occurred in Clearwater, Florida on the Bayside Bridge.
Brooke Hogan was driving in the center lane of the bridge when the car in front of her lost control, causing her to ass end the moron.  The resulting crash consisted of multiple cars and forced several traffic lanes to be [...]

Lindsay Les-han.

If I recall correctly, as early as a few months ago Lindsay was sleeping around with plenty of different guys.  Somehow now she is a lesbian.  I have absolutely nothing against lesbians, but somehow I think she’s been hitting the bottle again.  She looks a little drunk in this picture of her and Samantha groping [...]

Dumb Jackass Kobe commercial

I guess this would be entertaining if it didn’t look so fake; I mean are they trying to promote that their shoes are fake? ….dumb, least Kobe is now an official jackass

Mother earth isn’t a gamer

So the next gen video game consoles that have consumed the majority of the United States time for entertainment are being targeted by the group Greenpeace.  They are being targeted not for their ability to steal your husband for days at a time, or for making you child antisocial, but rather for the toxic material they are mildly composed of.  [...]

Denise Richards is like everyone else

An everyday person doesn’t get to choose between 20 women, eliminating one each week.  Nor does an everyday person get to magic on the streets of New York City.  So, why are they calling it reality TV? 
At last, there will be a reality TV show that involve celebrities in REAL life situations with REAL problems [...]

How to get a Deelishis booty

Ever since appearing on (and winning) season 2 of Flavor of love, all the rage has been about that planet size of an ass that Deelishis has.  So, ladies, I’m guessing that you are all jealous and wishing you had an ass like that.  Today is your lucky day, because I am here to let [...]

Duke Nukem lives

So its old news, but I just recently checked in on an old favorite video game hero and discovered that the latest installment is not dead.  3D Realms the developer of Duke Nukem 4ever (never, whatever…blah blah blah) released a trailer of a much updated version of the game back in December showcasing IMO a bad [...]