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The paparazzi got their asses kicked over pictures of Matthew McConaughey!

The paparazzi were simply hitting the beach to snap some more gay lookin photos of Matthew when some surfs decided they wanted to beat their gay huntin asses.
The surfers do not like gay people I guess, who knows; no arrests were made.

McCOMB, Miss. — Jamie Lynn Spears has given birth to a baby girl, according to several reports.
The 17-year-old Jamie Lynn gave birth to daughter Maddie Briann at Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, Mississippi, at around 9:30 AM local time, People reported. – Yahoo.com
Congrats to the little hooker; one more to go to be [...]

Benji Madden goes cuckcoo for cocoa puffs and he likes Paris Hilton too.
Here is what the stupid ass said to Ryan Seacrest on his radio show Tuesday.
I’m so beyond happy, when you are that happy, you think about everything. She’s my best friend. I’ve never been so happy. Nothing worries me in life anymore. When [...]

Brangelina is very much preggo and is ready to bust her balloon and let out the two twin girls of theirs. Although twins would be enough for any couple to handle Brangelina is in talks about adding another kid for Ethiopia into their addams family.
This broad is crazy, that’s 4 kids at the moment, 6 [...]

Anne Hathaway and four year boyfriend, Italian businessman Raffaello Follieri have split.
A source close to Anne Hathaway says in regards to the couple
for now, not together.  They are always breaking up and getting back together, so the fact that they broke up this time around doesn’t strike me as anything new. 
Follieri could also be doing [...]

Billy Ray is a pretty understanding guy. I mean his daughter was just recently stripped naked and posed in a nude photo shoot at such an early age without his permission. I’d personally kick the photographer’s ass; I mean the magazine is nation wide, people are going to see your daughter half naked all around [...]

Snoop Doggs wife, Shante Broadus, slammed back one too many brews over the weekend in Orange County. 
Fullerton police pulled over Snoops wife Saturday night and arrested her for driving under the influence. She was cited and then released with a pending court appearance; she was the only one in the car.
I guess she popped them [...]

There is a naughty naughty Princess in town, Princess Eugenie who is the Duchess of York, and daughter of Sarah Ferguson and Prince Andrew was caught nude at her school. 
The naked Princess was discovered dancing around with her friends under the moon by a senior staff member.  They were obviously drunk off their ass and [...]

Happy Father’s Day guys!  No better way to second guess you fathering skills but to find out that KEVIN FEDERLINE has won this years title of ‘Father of the year’.  He was presented this title at a celebration at Prive Nightclub in Vegas.  I think the fact that he is celebrating Father’s Day at a [...]