BECAUSE THEY DRINK SO MUCH DAMN GREEN TEA!

Everyone is so into all of these diet pills these days.  I think that any of us who have wanted to lose a few pounds have tried them.  I came across this report on www.aol.com, and read some pretty interesting things.

Hoodia, guarana, ect., ect., ALL BULLSHIT.  Medical studies show that none of these things directly link to weight loss, but only speed up your heart rate, making you feel like you are going to die of a stroke (and you probably will).

GREEN TEA EXTRACT however, was the only ingredient on the list with direct medical studies that showed connections with weight loss.

GO ASIANS AND GREEN TEA!!!!

Aren’t you glad you’ve wasted so much money on products that don’t even work?  I know I am!