June 7, 2008
Miley Cyrus is worth a pretty penny these days; basically coming out of nowhere in the past 2-3 years and now nearly becoming a billionaire.
Well the paparazzi are ready to cash in on her behalf for images of her swapping some spit. Images of the young hussy in the making are going to sell at a very high price from a mere 100 bucks to anywhere up to 150k. The amount is more or less determined by whom she’s lip locking with; for example: a kiss with your brother = $100, a kiss with your mom 100k.

Don’t you just love this country? Where people who work to give us civilized life make ends meat and young whores make thousands for what comes natural to them.
Image source: flickr.com
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