Benji Madden goes cuckcoo for cocoa puffs and he likes Paris Hilton too.

Here is what the stupid ass said to Ryan Seacrest on his radio show Tuesday.

I’m so beyond happy, when you are that happy, you think about everything. She’s my best friend. I’ve never been so happy. Nothing worries me in life anymore. When you find that best friend, that love, all your worries kind of go away. Your work gets better and everything you do, you have someone supporting you, and she’s that for me. I’ve never been supported so much. I’m a lucky guy. Her family is so nice to me. And now the four of us, we all…it’s great, you know.

Yeah we know you’re a blubbering idiot and the whore is going to be sleeping around on you soon enough. I know you’ve heard it before, but you can’t turn a hoe into a housewife so stop wasting your time.