July 7, 2008

Nicole Kidman gives birth to a girl with her husband Keith Urban. The baby girl weighing 6 pounds, 7 ounces weighs almost as much as Kidman’s skinny ass.
This is Nicole’s first child although she does have two adopted children with wacko Scientologist guy Tom Cruise. Those adopted kids are screwed, Tom is raising them as fellow aliens as part of his alien religion and his plan for world domination. If he loves his kids as much as he loves Katie Holmes well…the world is doomed.

Phone source: Splashnews.com
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