John McCain picks female Alaskan governor Sarah Palin for his VP.  Reuters states:

Palin, 44, a self-described “hockey mom,” is a conservative first-term governor of Alaska with strong anti-abortion views, a record of reform and fiscal conservatism and an outsider’s perspective on Washington.
“She’s exactly who I need. She’s exactly who this country needs to help me [...]

Jessica Simpson is still attempting to get into country music despite her lack of ability to sing. Here are some shots of her concert at Avalon Ballroom which sucked “duh”. The Niagara Falls review comments on her performance:
“It might be unfair calling Jessica Simpson’s show at the Avalon Ballroom Wednesday a train wreck. [...]

Michael Jackson showed his white/black face at Planet Hollywood in preparation for his 50th b-day bash. This man/women…err “it” is dressed to kill with the suit coat for the grown men and the pajama bottoms for the little boys. Go get em “it”.

Yup it’s Julia Roberts in a bikini, the woman that sorta fell off the map. See what happens when you have kids, you develop that cow like body shape and forget about your career. Ah well though, as long as your happy looking portly and being unemployed it’s cool.
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Poor Kelly Osbourne was sexually harassed by old ass Axl Rose while attending a party. OK! Mag reports:
“He was really weird with her,” said the Heatherette fashionista at a party for the launch of the new Tide and Downy Total Care washing liquid. “He kept leering at her and saying, “I want to [...]

Suge Knight is dirt bag who yesterday decided to beat his girlfriend in the parking lot while holding a knife. Police caught his dumb ass and also found that he was in possession of Ecstasy and hydrocodone. AP states:
“A citizen sees the beating in a parking lot, police get there fast, they see [...]

Hilary Duffs dad is looking like the majority of young hollywood’s fathers and is spending some time in jail. A Texas judge is forcing Duff’s father Bob Duff to spend ten days in jail for contempt of court when it was determined that he violated an injunction against selling assets without consent of his [...]

To all the petpilies out there your dream has come true, Lindsay Lohan puts on a cheerleader outfit.  Lindsay sports the child molesters dream come true outfit for the show Ugly Betty; although it is not as dirty lookin as you’d come to expect from the slut queen Lindsay. Anyway enjoy.
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Here are some photos of our favorite Wonderbra model, Elisabetta Gregoraci. Nothing like wearing a bikini that is two sizes to small for you but what does that matter anyway, right? I mean who doesn’t like a set of butt cheeks flapping in the wind. Plus they go just fine with the latest, [...]

Tara Reid models some of her “world famous”…yeah right, beachwear? Here she is attending the “When I Move You Move” fashion tradeshow in Vegas to show off her beachwear line which apparently is out of an 80’s jazzercise video.
Where is the bikini’s and swimsuits? I mean the only thing making me think that [...]