Alison Carroll is the new Laura Croft replacing the international elementary school that has become Angelina Jolie. Telegraph.co.uk states:

But Carroll has not landed a movie role – instead she will promote the new Tomb Raider video game, Underworld, which is released in November. Nell McAndrew found fame as the first Lara Croft model in the 1990s. Carroll will star in TV adverts and travel the world to meet Lara Croft fans.
Winning the role of Lara means Carroll can quit her job as a receptionist.
“This is a fantastic opportunity and I am really looking forward to embracing Lara’s world,” she said. “I still can’t believe they chose me to take on the role of Lara – and I can’t wait to get stuck in. This is my dream job. I have always wanted to be an action hero and hope to be able to use my gymnastic ability to perform all of Lara’s stunts.”

This bimbo already saved the world from us having to bare witness to Angelina’s face whenever we think tomb raider, but on top of that she is actually hot, shoots things, and runs around/jumps a lot. I have to give video game geeks some credit on this one.

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