Ellen and Portia de Rossi have been discussing what any good dyke couple would discuss, kids. The two just tied the knot over the weekend and now I’m sure Portia, (Ellen is the man of the two) is pushing for some kids in the relationship. The two state to People mag:

We go back and forth,…
I don’t know if it’s our immediate future. It’s something we talk about every few months. – Porta de Rossi

It’s something we would never take lightly and just say, That would be fun. It’s a lot of work and we recognize that,…
In a way, we want to be selfish because we love our life, but we know how much that adds to it.
If they would be as pretty as Brad and Angelina’s kids, we might. – Ellen

There is nothing wrong with some dykes having some kids, everyone deserves to grow up with a loving family, but Ellen is crazy and Porta de Rossi used to act in Ally McBeal…nuff said.