Michael Lohan wants to fight K-Fed he states in this months OK! Magazine:

“Everyone wants me to fight K-fed because he’s a notorious celebrity dad and so am I,” Michael tells OK! exclusively. “It’s for charity.”
In addition to amusing those who want to see these two slug it out — the money would benefit the organization, Long Island’s Fight For Charity. But, adds Michael, this isn’t some touchy-feely event. “It’s serious boxing,” he explains. “You have to go get a trainer. I have to register with the Mature Boxing Association.”

I don’t know about you but I personally think K-Fag would win this bout; he’s like twenty years younger and double the fag.

How would this allow him to win you ask? Well being a mega douche bag like himself he’s gotten used to people wanting to kick his ass, therefore he has more energy then the old dude and thus can outlast him in this pointless dispute.