Andy Dick is not going to be charged with sexual battery for groping a 17-year-old girl and flashing his dong to her. According to a statement made by a Riverside Country District Attorney spokesman, Andy Dickanus escapes his felony charges due to video evidence on the incident.

I’m not exactly sure how video evidence would even remotely help him on this matter, what did Dicks attorney say, “his dong is only half exposed, so the claims are false your honor” and then he walks. Weird legal system we have.

Dickhead is still facing charges on the count of a misdemeanor drug possession and battery charges…what a loser.