Check out these pictures of Madonna from her opening of her Sticky & Sweet Tour. I think she has become obsessed with working out or something and wants to prove to the world that she can ruin her looks quickly and turn into a man. You know kind of like the transition of Michael Jackson from man to woman.

I feel sorry for the individuals who attended this concert and had to deal with her roid rage, just look at those thighs, she could kick a whole clear through your stomach. If only Madonna could time warp back to the 80’s she’d be cool again.

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