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Archive for 2008/08
P.Diddy “Titty” is a moron

Okay heres some more real talk by pitty, err diddy.

Just in case you don’t speak diddy:

“Eh yo what’s up ya’ll, this is your boy, um, I’m here today, this is called Diddy blog number what, Diddy blog number 12, Diddy blog number 12, Gas prices are too motherfucking high. As you know, I do own [...]

Michael Phelps will be hosting SNL

Michael Phelps gets to pull off another victory, this time in the field of acting. NBC has announced that Phelps will be hosting the season premiere of Saturday Night Live.
Even though this is his first time acting I’m sure he’ll be good at it cause he’s got Lil Wayne there as the musical guest [...]

Heidi Montag is researching implants

Classic, Heidi Montag is with Spencer grocery shopping when she picks up some melons and the paps snap a photo. There is definitely some originality in this photographers images haha…they are to big for you anyway Heidi, try some tomatoes.
Images: PacificCoastNews.com

Matthew McConaugheys dad dies boning

This is nasty, funny, and sad at the same time… Kay Mcconaughey wrote in her new book “I Amaze Myself” that her husband passed away while they were doing the nasty.
Kay states in Us Mag.:
“On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love,” Kay tells Us magazine.
“But one day, all of [...]

Michael Bolton has to go back to writing power love ballads

Michael Bolton and Nicollette Sheridan have split up; she’s officially his lady in red, the devil. The one that steals all your shit when your heart is breaking because she thinks she’s entitled to it; you know, you’re more or less on fire with pain and no one will even piss on you to [...]

Charlie Sheen is going to have another baby

Well he isn’t having the kid in particular but his new wife Brooke Mueller is; Charlie managed to knock her up too.  Man-whore Sheen states:
“Brooke and I are thrilled! She’s the best stepmom Sam, Lola and Cassandra could ever hope for. Seeing her love and affection with those three, I know she’ll be an amazing [...]

Jerry Springer calls Iraq war “insane”

The name Jerry Springer in itself is enough to bring controversy, like “you watch that show”, “that guy is sick” etc., so it shouldn’t be a surprise when he voices his opinions on the Iraq war. Jerry stated in regards to the war:
“That never made sense to me, even if Bush was telling the [...]

Andy Dick escapes criminal charges but is still an idiot

Andy Dick is not going to be charged with sexual battery for groping a 17-year-old girl and flashing his dong to her. According to a statement made by a Riverside Country District Attorney spokesman, Andy Dickanus escapes his felony charges due to video evidence on the incident.
I’m not exactly sure how video evidence would [...]

Pamela Anderson is looking a bit old

Pamela Anderson is looking a bit over the hill. While promoting her bomb of a show “Pam: Girl On The Loose” Pamela Anderson was looking a bit loose herself, caking on the makeup to hide her obvious signs of aging. This broad is only 41!
See what plastic surgery does to you kids, it [...]

Hayden Panettiere Bikini Pics

Hayden’s does up her 19th birthday in bikini fashion like a rockstar.
Did you know that it is mandatory when you party like a rockstar on your birthday that you make a trip to the dollar store and pickup one of those hats? Yeah the chain comes with it and everything, its super [...]