Britney Spears was a calm boring woman all night at this years vma’s, I mean she was flat out boring like the rest of the show.  Here is her opening statement, I mean it really opened the show with a bang…you could just feel the excitement:

“Thank you so much. Thank you for all the love. I’m here tonight to celebrate a very important birthday, the 25th anniversary of the VMAs. This is the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards and it starts right now.”

Whoa! Shit! Hold on to your pants man cause her statement I’m sure blew you out of the water with excitement.  Okay so after this dramatic opening MTV let Britney win 3 awards, surefully hoping that she would generate some excitement and get people to give a crap about these awards next year…well it didn’t work.  Overall this shit was boring and Ritalin drugged Britney couldn’t save MTV’s sorry ass on this sinking boat.

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