So this years VMA’s sucked my butthole, nothing remotely interesting happened, the highlight of the night was Russell Brand making lame jokes about the Jonas Brothers and their virginity, wow great time right?

No lesbian kisses, rappers singing with gay guys, Michael Jackson; just a dumb ass former sex addicted with a dumb ass hair cut…that just screams entertainment to me.

Okay so anyway on to this “feud” (its not a feud just a few sentences that became the highlight of the night because well the night sucked), Brand makes for few jokes about the Jonas Brother premarital celibacy and the fact that they wear purity rings which they claim to be a vow not to have premarital sex. After his lame jokes and the night progressed Jordin Sparks spoke up about the comments while presenting an award stating:

“I just wanna say, it’s not bad to wear a promise ring because not every guy and a girl wants to be a slut, OK?”

Yeah hooray for her and a cry for attention that semi worked (I’m talking about it so I guess it sorta worked). Anyway Brand sorta said sorry and turned it into a lame joke to avoid being a kiss up stating:

“I feel a bit bad that I kept talking about their vows to chastity and I’d like to take this opportunity to say no one ever have sex again. It’s a mad idea. What a way to spend an evening.”

Well that’s it the 2008 VMA’s oh how crazy and exciting it was…

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