Josh Harnett decided he was going to sue someone today because he was pissed that he wasn’t getting any ass. The lawsuit is over a claim that he had a “sexual dalliance” in a London hotel. The nut bag wants a public apology and is seeking damages for defamation as stated by BBC. Josh’s attorney’s state:

The sex tape claims are “not only untrue but a complete fabrication,” adding they were “defamatory and unsubstantiated.”

Mr. Harnett here is obviously not getting any ass and is getting blue balls over some random tabloid story. If this is supposed to be a defense against his public persona its more of a destruction of it for paying attention to those he think he does get ass. Now we all know that you don’t and you’re an uptight douche.

In the midst of this Harnett told me exclusively “I definitely don’t have sex on tape let along had sex at all, I worship the Jonas Brother.”
Hey I just write what I’m told.

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