Eva Longoria is letting the world know that it’s okay to call her a fatass but don’t get it wrong that she doesn’t have any seeds planted. Us Magazine states:

“I’m just fat,” she said Tuesday during an interview with Le Grand Journal with husband Tony Parker. She then burst out laughing while Parker chuckled nervously.
To make Gabrielle look like she has two kids, Longoria has said she ate “everything in sight! Pasta … pizza.”
Her other secret for looking heavier? “I have butt pads, I have thigh pads, I have stomach pads!”

Um…sounds like a scam and she really is pregnant but what do I know. I mean doesn’t everyone wear butt pads like Kim Kardashian? I mean seriously they are the latest trend and are fun to wear till your significant other goes to chomp one of those suckers and gets a face full of cotton.