Nut bar British comedian Russell Brand was asked by MTV to return for 2009’s MTV Video Music Awards for boosting ratings 20% past their norm from last year. Russell has yet to accept the offer, why, because he’s a baby and is mad that some of his jokes were censored, particularly the ones about Sarah Palin and John McCain. The Sun states:

On hosting the VMAs:
“The VMAs are the hardest thing I have ever done and I will think very carefully before accepting their kind offer of doing it again. I spent a lot of time suppressing the urge to scream a career- ending remark during the show. The knowledge that you could say something that would make the world go nuts was difficult.”

On being censored:
But incredibly the script we heard was the clean version after MTV insisted he scrap some of his bravest gags. He revealed: “I had JOHN McCAIN gags pulled. And they asked me to tone down the gags about SARAH PALIN.”

On what he couldn’t say about Sarah Palin:
“I wanted to say she was forcing her teenage daughter to have a baby because she is so anti-abortion. But also, as a Republican, she is pro-execution so she is going to give her the electric chair for being a little sl*t. They weren’t keen on that one.”

This tool didn’t boost the ratings, Britney Spears did, even though she was on Ritalin the entire show. Russell Brand should take this deal, one for the money, two for the show, three for the fame; this tool was a nobody b4 this shit cept maybe in the U.K. which I have no clue about.