In a daring move, or just plain stupidity, Lindsay Lohan offered Barack Obama to host an event (Perhaps she is developing an oversized ego, thinking that she has the ability to make or break a person solely on publicity). Barack stated to the Chicago Sun-Times:

“is not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us.”

Soon gramps McCain got a hold of the news and a spokesman for his campaign stated to TMZ:

“So let me get this straight—they turned away Lindsay Lohan, but Barack Obama has friends like unrepentant terrorist Bill Ayers and convicted felon Tony Rezko? Maybe LiLo is just too upstanding for Barack Obama.”

In this childish high school gossip type exchange of words Obama’s spokesperson stated:

“Glad to see they’re focused on the important issues over in McCain HQ.”

See what you did Lindsay; no one wants your dyke ass for promotion. I mean DUI’s, drugs, and rehab aren’t the best things to lean on and say your best buddies with when running for President of the United States.