Magician, Endurance artist, retarded idiot, whatever he is David Blane is up to some more dumb ass stunts. This time suspending himself over Central Park for 2 days ending today. Okay I guess that’s cool if you tired of walking with your feet or something, but really, where is the joy in this?

I guess David himself couldn’t find the joy in this stunt and was photographed taking long breaks (up to 20 minutes) in between this stunts time line. Isn’t this the same as standing on your head, except you don’t have to do the initial standing part thanks to the crane?

What kind of artist are you, a bizarre exercise artist, it’s not the 80’s anymore dumbass jazzercising doesn’t exist, find a new ploy you washed up has-been.