Ellen DeGeneres is a bit uneasy about the topic of gay marriage in California where voters are going to decided whether or not gay people can marry.  I’m sure her prime concern is over her fancy toaster oven she received at her wedding.  Ellen states on her blog:

“There’s a California Proposition on the ballot that’s a little confusing. It’s Proposition 8. It’s called, “The California Marriage Protection Act” — but don’t let the name fool you. It’s not protecting anyone’s marriage. Not yours. Not mine.

“The wording of Prop 8 is tricky. It’s like if someone asked you, “You don’t want dessert, right?” But you do want dessert so you say, “Yes,” which really means you don’t want dessert. And if you say, “No,” which means you do want dessert — it sounds like you don’t. Either way, you don’t get what you want. See — confusing. Just like Prop. 8.

“So, in case I haven’t made myself clear, I’m FOR gay marriage. And in order to protect that right — please VOTE NO on Proposition 8. And now that you’re informed, spread the word. I’m begging you. I can’t return the wedding gifts — I love my new toaster.”

The bill is up for vote in November, I could tell you this shit definitely wouldn’t fly down south but it passed once why not twice in California.  Hey this shit should stand, let the gays and lesbos feel the power of divorce and its corruptive powers.