Michael Lohan thinks Samantha Ronson is a dirty nasty, and who wouldn’t, I mean she/he has a penis else Lindsay wouldn’t be near it. Michael Lohan states in an email to X17.com:

“There is a lot more to Samantha than meets the eye. Not that what we see is so pleasing anyway…what’s with this ‘person?’ Look at the way she ‘dresses.” Samantha is a “dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity.”

Lindsay responded to his realistic comments by saying:

“My father obviously needs to be on medication to control his moods. He is out of line and his words show how much anger he has, and it’s dangerous and scary as it reminds me of how he treated my mother and I my whole childhood. He needs to be stopped. This is yet another reason why we aren’t speaking.

“I am in a great place in life,” continued Lohan, who did a stint in rehab last year. “I have overcome a lot and have been able to learn how to enjoy and appreciate my life in every way possible. I’m proud of myself for being able to make a change in the past year and a half.

“My past is behind me, and that’s final. There’s nothing more to be said. All the false accusations that people try to make are simply because there’s no story when things are calm and good.

“But they might as well let it go because their lies don’t affect me anymore. Samantha is not evil, I care for her very much and she’s a wonderful girl.

“She loves me, as I do her.”

Blah blah blah, she talks to much I like Michaels take on the situation better, short simple and judgmental. She’s a skank, they are whores, they want to be skanky whores with no consequences and rant and rave when challenged, stating drugs this and drug that, where it could be used to their advantage.

Thank you very much but everyday people challenge themselves to not do drugs and one up your whore ass by not doing stints in rehab or relapsing all over public television. So go average joes, guess we over came a lot too then.