Kanye West won’t be facing felony charges for the LAX incident in which he decided to beat on a paparazzi…big surprise right.

A spokesman for the Los Angeles County District Attorneys states that prosecutors referred the case to city attorneys who in turn decided that Kanye’s money was much more persuasive then charging him with a felony.

Who would have guessed that a celebrity such as Kanye would get to beat some dudes ass and break his shit and skate away with a slap on the wrist misdemeanor? ….No not me, I mean if I kicked some dudes ass I’d be broke from court fee’s, paying them off at .25 cents and hour in the state pen for the rest of my life…bastards.