Janet Jackson has canceled three concert dates due to an unspecified illness.  Janet Jackson became “suddenly ill” before a concert in Montreal last week and then postponed two additional tour dates that week as well.  But before you feel sorry for her read this, New York Posts Page Six states:

The other night, Dupri and his squeeze, Janet Jackson, went to Tenjune, where, spies say, they shared bottles of Jay-Z’s Ace of Spades Champagne and Patrón tequila with Ne-Yo, Busta Rhymes and Ice-T – until Dupri “vomited in Janet’s lap. Ms. Jackson bolted out of the scene and sped off in her chauffeured Maybach.” A rep for Jackson and Dupri didn’t return calls.

This is a simple diagnosis.  I mean it is obvious that Janet is suffering for low self-esteem and/or depression issues.  When Jermaine Dupri can’t even look at you without hurling you know that your not looking so hot; the damn guy even tried with a little extra help from the beer goggles and still laid some chunks on her.  Janet was feeling hurt for looking like a dog and fell into a deep depression…damn I should be an MD.

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