Hugh Hefner has found his new girlfriends and they come equip with criminal records.  These twin sisters Karissa and Kristina Shannon supposedly don’t take any shit and are now on probation for beating some ass.  E! News states:

The sisters were arrested in the early morning hours of Jan. 10 and booked on suspicion of felony aggravated battery, per arrest reports obtained by E! News. They were released from custody after posting $10,000 bonds and were later given probation and ordered to pay restitution for the incident, the details of which have not been determined just yet.
Prior to that run-in with the law, Karissa Shannon was arrested on suspicion of misdemeanor battery last November.

Now that’s not my exact choice for ladies on my side; I don’t want my women to kick my ass for not washing the dishes or something, and being as old as he is he’d break a hip on contact.

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