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Archive for 2008/10
Paris Hilton tackles politics again

Paris Hilton is back to being annoying in this months issue of Harper’s Bazaar, thinking that we actually give a shit about her…oh wait, we do, right? Paris Hilton is really tackling the politics with all of her smarts, I mean she’s really getting nit and gritty with the hard issues: She states for VP [...]

Angelina Jolie breast feeding pictures

So here is the private photos of Angelina Jolie breastfeeding taken by Brad Pitt and appearing in W Magazine.  Apparently these were anticipated by people for god knows what reason.  There’s a baby chomping on her nipple…is that what today’s perverts think is sexy? 
Angelina states that she never intended on getting pregnant and was talked [...]

Bruce Willis is Santa Claus

I’m not sure what’s up with Bruce Willis but he decided that his latest trend was going to be styled after Santa Claus.  This just shows how old his ass is getting; the beer gut is next and expect to see him at your local mall this winter.
Image: Bauer Griffin

Jennifer Lopez is a Scientologist

Joining the likes of alien Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and her friend next to her Leah Remini, Jennifer Lopez basically tells us she too is an alien.  J. Lo states to The Daily Beast in an interview:
“I do know a lot about Scientology. And I know about the practices. I know all about what the [...]

Travis Barker speaks out after plane crash

Travis Barker speaks out the plane crash incident after being recently released from the hospital for second and third degree burns. He stated to Us Weekly:
On the crash:
“I hate planes,” he tells the mag. “My biggest fear ever is to be involved in a plane crash, so when that happened…well, I’m just thankful to be [...]

Amy Winehouse close to committing suicide

Amy Winehouse is a wreck lately, well always has been, but she’s taking it to the extreme lately and now has her family and friends on suicide watch.  Amy was questioning the reason for living and was playing around with a knife held to her chest.  MTV states:
“Her friends managed to get the knife away [...]

Kim Kardashian’s ass won’t be back on Dancing with the Stars

Kim and her big ass won’t be returning to dancing with the stars; someone on the ABC network has a brain.  E! News states:
As it turns out, no one will be returning to fill Misty’s prematurely empty dancing shoes, vacated this week after the beach-volleyball champ became the first contestant to have to withdraw from [...]

Halle Berry is the Sexist Woman Alive or so they say

If you’re into milfs Halle Berry is the sexiest women alive according to Esquire magazine. Whether that’s true or not I guess you have to decide. All I can say is at least it’s not Megan Fox; that tattoo’d biker looking bitch isn’t all that, sorry to let you know FHM.
Images: Esquire.com

Britney Spears is too good for probation

Britney Spears denied a plea deal for her hit and run incident that would have her sentenced to a year’s probation and a 150 dollar fine.
I personally don’t think that’s a bad deal, but that’s for an average person like me; this rich bitch is going to deny everything till she finds the lawyer that [...]

44-year-old Nicollette Sheridan in a bikini

So if you’re like me, hearing such a headline as 44 old in a bikini doesn’t seem to trilling, but surprisingly Nicollette looks as if she’s 20 something. How many women in their 40’s look as good as her, kind of depressing ain’t it? Well don’t feel bad washed up women, not everyone has the [...]