10.)
Telephones still exist; if you really gave a crap about people you were “connecting” with you would pick up a phone.

9.)
No one cares what you had for breakfast or when you went to sleep just do you business and shut up about it.  Where and when did people’s private lives turn into their social lives? 

Hey I just got back from taking a dump, now I’m going to masturbate, be back in about 5 minutes.

8.)
Farms are for people how like to eat and harvest crops to feed us.  They are not for our computers to consume energy to display us some turd looking graphics and a number, which basically tells you how much more of a douche you are then your friends. 
Go start a garden or something and send us all a picture about it.

7.)
Don’t you work? If you do why are you posting at 10am and 2pm in the afternoon?  I think you get paid to be at a job for a reason and I’m sure it is not for Facebook.  Ah how the economy doesn’t thrive on your ignorance.

6.)
You friend count is not a reflection of your popular count.  The old fashioned looks, money, and job are still the norm… so go get some education and plastic surgery you freakin’ uggo.

5.)
I don’t care what your status update says; it always means “Even If I can’t get a job or do something productive, I still have the time to tell you this random unimportant quote.

I got so plastered last night and nursing a hangover.

4.)
Any site where your co-workers and your parents can see you doing any of the following:
Slamming a beer, jiggling your breasts, and/or sticking your middle finger up in an effort to look like you don’t give a shit.
Is not a site in which you should be spending a lot of your time.  That’s stating that you actually care to have a relationship between your parents and/or a job should someone find your profile.

3.)
A thumbs up does not mean you like something.  Doing that something or, spending free time on the activity does.

P.S. most groups are also considered cults…i.e., “people against Miley Cyrus”. Oh and thats real http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Official-Anti-Miley-Cyrus-Club/28021307020

2.)
The world is okay with seeing you fully clothed no need to cover nothing but your privates and show the world the photos.  Go back to saving that for the bed room…or your hand.   There are some exceptions…

1.)
Life is not a computer.  Go to school get an education, get a fun exciting job, get a girlfriend/boyfriend, get married, have kids, watch em grow, teach all you know, enjoy your life and die happy.  No sense in staring at a monitor and going bald watching another few years drift by while you attend to your virtual farm/time waster.  Besides life would be more interesting if did more activities instead of reading about others activities which are just as bland as yours cause you don’t have time for “real” activities with facebook in the way. Else enjoy your future…