10.)
Telephones still exist; if you really gave a crap about people you were “connecting” with you would pick up a phone.
9.)
No one cares what you had for breakfast or when you went to sleep just do you business and shut up about it.  Where and when did people’s private lives turn into their social lives? 
Hey [...]

Hugh Hefner has found his new girlfriends and they come equip with criminal records.  These twin sisters Karissa and Kristina Shannon supposedly don’t take any shit and are now on probation for beating some ass.  E! News states:
The sisters were arrested in the early morning hours of Jan. 10 and booked on suspicion of felony [...]

Lol this is pretty nasty, is it a man, is it a woman, who knows. Looks as if god chose to make it both as some sort of joke or something.  Well anyway enjoy Serena’s hulking build and big breasts…does it make you gay or not, thats yet to be told as well.
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Jaime Lynn Spears is becoming her sister more and more everyday; after just recently giving birth to her daughter Maddie she is pregnant again…little tramp. A family member states to The Enquirer:
“Jamie Lynn’s mom is furious about the pregnancy,” the family member said. “And she’s livid the news leaked out, especially during her book tour…Lynne [...]

Lisa Marie Presley popped out a couple of daughters on Friday. Lisa’s husband Michael Lockwood was there to witness the whole vagina busting fleet. The Star states:
“Lisa Marie is mom to four now! She’s feeling good, a little tired too,” a family friend reveals. “She is so happy and Michael is ecstatic. He’s wanted [...]

Melanie Brown aka Scary Spice throws on some of her lingerie from her Ultimo Autumn/Winter 08 collection and ends up looking pretty scary. If her face wasn’t made of butter she might almost be sexy. I mean couldn’t she have been a little less self centered and hired an actual model, then we could perhaps [...]

Lynne Spears expresses her gratitude for father of the year Kevin Federlin…yeah I can hardly believe he is either; who gives out these awards anyway? On the Morning Show with Mike and Juliet Lynn states:
“I do like Kevin,” she confessed, “he’s been good to us.”
“He could’ve been a real pill about a lot of [...]

Brook “She Hulk” Hogan decides that she doesn’t want to do playboy…at the moment anyway.  Us Magazine states:
“Brooke just didn’t feel that it was the right time,” her rep told the mag. “It’s not out of the question for the future, but we’ll have to see.”
I guess the only one seeing and fondling that man [...]

Britney Spears decided today was a good day to start wearing undergarments. She was sure to let the world know of her proud victory of former overly exposed breasts by wearing a bright pink bra that screams look at my juggs. You have to give it to Britney she’s really changing her act and even [...]

So here is the private photos of Angelina Jolie breastfeeding taken by Brad Pitt and appearing in W Magazine.  Apparently these were anticipated by people for god knows what reason.  There’s a baby chomping on her nipple…is that what today’s perverts think is sexy? 
Angelina states that she never intended on getting pregnant and was talked [...]