Classic, Heidi Montag is with Spencer grocery shopping when she picks up some melons and the paps snap a photo. There is definitely some originality in this photographers images haha…they are to big for you anyway Heidi, try some tomatoes.

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Michael Lohan wants to fight K-Fed he states in this months OK! Magazine:

“Everyone wants me to fight K-fed because he’s a notorious celebrity dad and so am I,” Michael tells OK! exclusively. “It’s for charity.”
In addition to amusing those who want to see these two slug it out — the money would benefit the organization, Long Island’s Fight For Charity. But, adds Michael, this isn’t some touchy-feely event. “It’s serious boxing,” he explains. “You have to go get a trainer. I have to register with the Mature Boxing Association.”

I don’t know about you but I personally think K-Fag would win this bout; he’s like twenty years younger and double the fag.

How would this allow him to win you ask? Well being a mega douche bag like himself he’s gotten used to people wanting to kick his ass, therefore he has more energy then the old dude and thus can outlast him in this pointless dispute.

Check out these photos from the hard cover “Victoria Secret Supermodel Obsession”.

I’m not sure why you would want a hardcover Victoria Secret book; I mean when can you ever use it without being criticized for owning it. One, your not looking at it to buy anything, two, anytime you pull it out around your wife your in trouble, three, your considered weird if your single and have on. I guess they only time it’d be cool to own one of these is if you’re a single chick, then it’s hot.

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David Beckham is the highlight of Mark Archer’s, a British dramatist, life who wants to bring his life story to a musical in London. Mark Archer states:

His rise from obscurity to international stardom, his universally acknowledged gifts as a supreme sportsman, and his Hollywood lifestyle all have the elements of an aspirational fable,

Mark plans on playing it to the beat of powerful, gospel-like rock.

Basically this guy is clinically insane, worshiping random famous people. Maybe for his next musical he could perhaps consider such individuals as Presidents, inventors, medical science specialists…you know people that actually do something to improve the world instead of someone who kicks balls around.

Kim Kardashian is a useless hooker that is looking for pay wherever she can get it for as little amount of effort as possible.  So she chose to be a part time hooker for the Pussy Cat Dolls in Las Vegas this weekend performing like a stripper and making a few quick/easy bucks because well, she’s a hooker, and acting like a skank comes easy.  I think this is a new Paris Hilton in the making, except with a bigger ass.

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Angelina Jolie may be taking Tom Cruises position in an upcoming espionage thriller type film “Edwin A. Salt”. Tom Cruise was going to possibly play the role of a CIA officer in the film but the writers figured it would be a better idea to get someone “crazy” but just not that crazy.
You know, someone that isn’t into aliens and dressing his wife like a miniature version of him and well someone that is manly but not too manly aka Angie.

Eddie Murphy decided not to show at his premiere of the movie Meet Dave. Eddie’s friends stated he was running late due to work on another film. Eddie requested that Meet Dave have a premiere, when the studio had no plans to do so, and then he doesn’t show?!
I guess he’s to cool or something or he knows the movie sucks and wants to begin distancing himself from it…good move Eddie.

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Wish they really would make a 3 though used to love their movies.

Out of all 3 seasons of Flavor of Love, Thing 2 was the ONLY girl that I thought was really in love with Flav.  I thought that for sure he had finally found love with her.  She was so sweet and cute, and look at how taken they were with each other in the photo above. On the reunion Flav announces to the world that he dumped Thing 2 and would like to continue and/or fix the relationship with his youngest son’s mother. Ugh! This is not the ending I was hoping for.

There you have it, the baby momma. Flav, why did it take you 3 seasons, and 65 women to decide to do the right thing? Dirty Nasty.
One other thing I was wondering, is how can the two most ugliest people on this planet create such a cute kid?

Leo DiCaprio – He is an OK actor, but I really don’t see him as the Hefner type.

Tom Cruise – ARE YOU CRAZY?  HEF, PLEASE TELL ME YOU DON’T WANT TO BE PLAYED BY A SCIENTOLOGY-LOVING, PSYCHO MANIAC!!!  If he is chosen, I definately won’t be going to see that movie.

Robert Downey Jr. - Absolutely the best choice out of the 3.  After seeing him rock the screen in ‘Iron Man’, I could see that he has that ‘ladies man’ personality… Just like Hef.

What do you think?  Who would play Hugh Hefner the best?