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Who’s Nailin’ Paylin Porno

Hustler is cashing in on VP candidate Sarah Palins pop culture popularity and decided to shoot a porno in her honor, appropriately titling it “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin”.
In Who’s Nailin’ Paylin Sarah Palin is played by porn star Lisa Ann; the word ‘played’ is a bit exaggerated, I’m sure the “actress” has one or two lines [...]

Paris Hilton tackles politics again

Paris Hilton is back to being annoying in this months issue of Harper’s Bazaar, thinking that we actually give a shit about her…oh wait, we do, right? Paris Hilton is really tackling the politics with all of her smarts, I mean she’s really getting nit and gritty with the hard issues: She states for VP [...]

Jessica Alba and Hayden Panettiere tell us to vote

Following in the footsteps for dumbasses like P. Diddy and Pamela Anderson, Jessica Alba and Hayden Panettiere tell us normal people to vote. 
Now I’m not exactly sure who came up with these concepts but they must have been on crack because this is some freaky looking crap.  Is this bitch going to bite me if [...]

The “Real” Sarah Palin in a bikini

Check out this video of our possible future VP in a one piece bathing suit showing off her goods.
This video was uploaded by an Alaskan man that states this is footage of the Sarah Palin, vp candidate, in the swimsuit competition of the 1984 Miss Alaska contest. The announcer announces her by her [...]

Lynne Spears is tired of Jaime being scapegoat for pregnancy

Lynne Spears is pissed off about her daughter being the target for teen pregnancy when Bristol palin slides under the radar. I guess getting pregnant underage is a positive nowadays, that or the American public is used to it. Lynne states to Newsweek.com:
‘It’s a totally different reaction,” “It’s as if (Sarah Palin) [...]

Lindsay Lohan speaks about Sarah Palin

Just like marijuana I think it’s becoming a trend for celebrities to bash on Sarah Palin, I don’t like the bitch but I’m not informing the world about how much she sucks…oh wait I am but w/e. Lindsay Lohan’s blog states:
I really cannot bite my tongue anymore when it comes to Sarah Palin.
I couldn’t [...]

Sarah Palin’s daughter is pregnant at 17

Governor Sarah Palin, possible candidate for vice president, has a PREGNANT 17-year old. Colleague Mark Salter said that this is typical for “An American Family”.
I guess that this is becoming socially acceptable to become pregnant at such a young age.  I think this is giving McCain bad press.  Sure, I know a few teens who [...]

John McCains’ Vice President is a woman

John McCain picks female Alaskan governor Sarah Palin for his VP.  Reuters states:

Palin, 44, a self-described “hockey mom,” is a conservative first-term governor of Alaska with strong anti-abortion views, a record of reform and fiscal conservatism and an outsider’s perspective on Washington.
“She’s exactly who I need. She’s exactly who this country needs to help me [...]

Jerry Springer calls Iraq war “insane”

The name Jerry Springer in itself is enough to bring controversy, like “you watch that show”, “that guy is sick” etc., so it shouldn’t be a surprise when he voices his opinions on the Iraq war. Jerry stated in regards to the war:
“That never made sense to me, even if Bush was telling the [...]

Paris says John McCain didn’t have her consent

John McCain’s advertising scheme of using Britney Spears and Paris Hilton to help define Barrack Obama’s nation wide fame may back fire on him.  Paris Hilton responded about McCain’s ad featuring her likeness through her rep:
Miss Hilton was neither asked, nor did she give permission, for the use of her likeness in the ad, and [...]