Paris Hilton is back to being annoying in this months issue of Harper’s Bazaar, thinking that we actually give a shit about her…oh wait, we do, right? Paris Hilton is really tackling the politics with all of her smarts, I mean she’s really getting nit and gritty with the hard issues: She states for VP Sarah Palin:

My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself. Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend.
With their candidate down in the polls, you know someone in the McCain campaign just read this and went “Hmm. Maybe…” Unfortunately, that person was John McCain who collapsed shortly thereafter from a condition known as “old guy boner.” It happens.

Yup…dumb, but celebs such as herself think they are being funny/cute…fail.

Images: Harper’s Bazaar

Video of this moron after the jump

Following in the footsteps for dumbasses like P. Diddy and Pamela Anderson, Jessica Alba and Hayden Panettiere tell us normal people to vote. 

Now I’m not exactly sure who came up with these concepts but they must have been on crack because this is some freaky looking crap.  Is this bitch going to bite me if I don’t vote…who knows?  Check out the video featuring these two crack monkeys after the jump.

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Check out this video of our possible future VP in a one piece bathing suit showing off her goods.

This video was uploaded by an Alaskan man that states this is footage of the Sarah Palin, vp candidate, in the swimsuit competition of the 1984 Miss Alaska contest. The announcer announces her by her maiden name Sarah Heath.

I bet you can’t wait to see what she does to help out the country when she gets in office. I’ll leave this one to your imagination.

Lynne Spears is pissed off about her daughter being the target for teen pregnancy when Bristol palin slides under the radar. I guess getting pregnant underage is a positive nowadays, that or the American public is used to it. Lynne states to Newsweek.com:

‘It’s a totally different reaction,” “It’s as if (Sarah Palin) became celebrated.

“I mean, the mother, Palin, was celebrated for this. Every woman in the world has applauded her strength and her convictions and poor little old Jamie Lynn—you saw how she was crucified. Everybody did, firsthand … I just feel like it’s been a very hypocritical situation.”

The difference between the two is politics and I’m not touching that with a 10 foot pole. Oh but they are both most definitely whores.

Just like marijuana I think it’s becoming a trend for celebrities to bash on Sarah Palin, I don’t like the bitch but I’m not informing the world about how much she sucks…oh wait I am but w/e. Lindsay Lohan’s blog states:

I really cannot bite my tongue anymore when it comes to Sarah Palin.
I couldn’t be more supportive of a woman in office, but let’s face it, it comes down to the person, and their beliefs, male or female.
Is it a sin to be gay? Should it be a sin to be straight? Or to use birth control? Or to have sex before marriage? Or even to have a child out of wedlock?
I find it quite interesting that a woman who now is running to be second in command of the United States, only 4 years ago had aspirations to be a television anchor. Which is probably all she is qualified to be… Also interesting that she got her passport in 2006.. And that she is not fond of environmental protection considering she’s FOR drilling for oil in some of our protected land…. Well hey, if she wants to drill for oil, she should DO IT IN HER OWN backyard. This really shows me her complete lack of real preparation to become the second most powerful person in this country.
Hmmmm-All of this gets me going-Fear, Anxiety, Concern, Disappointment, and Stress come into play…
Is our country so divided that the Republicans best hope is a narrow minded, media obsessed homophobe?
I know that the most important thing about this election is that people need to exercise their right to vote, regardless of their choice… I would have liked to have remained impartial, however I am afraid that the “lipstick on a pig” comments will overshadow the issues and the fact that I believe Barack Obama is the best choice, in this election, for president…Palin’s Desire to “save and convert the gays”-really??
I feel it’s necessary for me to clarify that I am not against Sarah Palin as a mother or woman.
Women have come a long way in the fight to have the choice over what we do with our bodies… And its frightening to see that a woman in 2008 would negate all of that.
Oh, and…Hint Hint Pali Pal- Don’t pose for anymore tabloid covers, you’re not a celebrity, you’re running for office to represent our, your, my COUNTRY!
And in the words of Pamela Anderson, “She can suck it”..
Lindsay- “I have faith that this country will be all that it can be with the proper guidance. I really hope that all of you make your decisions based on the facts and what feels right to you in your heart-vote for obama!”
Samantha- “I love this country- however i wasn’t born here and don’t have the right to vote- so i beg of you all to really do your research and be educated when you cast your vote this coming november…. and if you’re in doubt- vote for obama! Mainly because if she gets elected my green card probably won’t get renewed!!!”

You tell her lindsay, Pamela Anderson is a good voice of reason…just suck it.

Governor Sarah Palin, possible candidate for vice president, has a PREGNANT 17-year old. Colleague Mark Salter said that this is typical for “An American Family”.

I guess that this is becoming socially acceptable to become pregnant at such a young age.  I think this is giving McCain bad press.  Sure, I know a few teens who got knocked up, but that isn’t what I want representing my country.  First celebrity, Jamie Lynn Spears shocks the world being pregnant at 16, and now a politician’s daughter verifies that it is officially cool to be pregnant.

These girls have rich parents to back them up, so sure, having a little baby to play with probably is cool.  You don’t have to work or pay for anything.  Your mom will hire a nanny to watch your baby while you continue your education.  Yeah, that’s pretty fucking cool.

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Palin, 44, a self-described “hockey mom,” is a conservative first-term governor of Alaska with strong anti-abortion views, a record of reform and fiscal conservatism and an outsider’s perspective on Washington.
“She’s exactly who I need. She’s exactly who this country needs to help me fight the same old Washington politics of me first and country second,” McCain told a roaring crowd of 15,000 supporters in Dayton, Ohio.

I personally think this is going to put a few nails on the lid of Barack Obama’s campaign.  A large section of Hilary fans are most likely to turn to McCains side.  I’m no expert or anything so lemme know what you think?

The name Jerry Springer in itself is enough to bring controversy, like “you watch that show”, “that guy is sick” etc., so it shouldn’t be a surprise when he voices his opinions on the Iraq war. Jerry stated in regards to the war:

“That never made sense to me, even if Bush was telling the truth about Weapons of Mass Destruction – in fact, particularly if he was telling the truth about Weapons of Mass Destruction. Why the hell would you bomb a country that could fire back? That would be insane. Bush did real damage to America’s reputation around the world.”

Also Jerry states in regards to the UK’s choice to retain suspected terrorists in jail for 42 days:

“You can’t have the government determining how long people are imprisoned for. That’s the job of the courts. Habeas corpus is a right that goes back to the Magna Carta, and governments can’t infringe upon that.”

Although some of his points are opinionated they do make some sense, you just tend to disregard that this man used to be the Mayor of Cincinnati. I mean the midget wrestling and topless hookers tend to draw your attention to other parts of his life.

John McCain’s advertising scheme of using Britney Spears and Paris Hilton to help define Barrack Obama’s nation wide fame may back fire on him.  Paris Hilton responded about McCain’s ad featuring her likeness through her rep:

Miss Hilton was neither asked, nor did she give permission, for the use of her likeness in the ad, and has no further comment.

Britney has yet to comment…guess she has more important things to do then worry about whose going to rule the nation. 

You have to love McCain who’s obviously throwing dung at his opponent, I mean Paris is a heaping pile of useless dung and for her to have an opinion on where her face is being published means that you really fell far from the tree; I mean to offend her…damn…poor Obama

John McCain releases a new ad featuring both Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. The ad displays the celebs and compares them to Barrack Obama and his “fame” but lack of knowledge.

This is a good comparison as Britney and Paris are both “famous” but would you really want them to lead the country? I mean come on cooter flashing, head shaving, porno shootin’, DUI promoting, ever so family lovin mayor, governor, or president?!