I guess this crazy woman did not have it her way. Keep in mind that while she was displaying this outrageous behavior, she then told the police her children were somewhere in the Burger King, but she didn’t know where. She looks like damn king kong to me. At least the people in Burger King got a free admission to the zoo that day.

Lol this is pretty nasty, is it a man, is it a woman, who knows. Looks as if god chose to make it both as some sort of joke or something.  Well anyway enjoy Serena’s hulking build and big breasts…does it make you gay or not, thats yet to be told as well.

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So if you’re like me, hearing such a headline as 44 old in a bikini doesn’t seem to trilling, but surprisingly Nicollette looks as if she’s 20 something. How many women in their 40’s look as good as her, kind of depressing ain’t it? Well don’t feel bad washed up women, not everyone has the money for plastic surgery.

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Kim Kardashian denies claims of having a fake ass and silicone juggs as well as lip injections citing the above picture.  This picture, supposedly unedited, shows a 14 year old Kim in a bikini.  Kim states on her blog:

I believe I have answered this question before but here I go again…
I HAVE NOT EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY!!!
I am definitely not against it at all, but haven’t yet had it! Personally, lip injections are the thing I would never do—even if I didn’t have full lips.
I think lip injections look very fake and bad and I wouldn’t want to kiss anyone with stuff in their lips—so I wouldn’t do it to myself.
This is a picture of me when I was about 14 years old in a bikini. I hope after seeing this you guys will never ask me a plastic surgery question again! I have had a size C since I was 11 years old! So one day I will definitely get a lift, but I am waiting until after I have kids. Until then I rely on a great supportive bra! LOL!
All the butt implant rumors are just so not true and now just silly to me. I have answered dozens of times “no I do not have butt implants,” but people just don’t seem to want to believe it!
I have always had an insecurity with my nose… People also have assumed I have had a nose job, but I have not! I look exactly the same as I did when I was a kid, except my nose has grown a little. I hate the bump on the side of my nose, but am way too afraid to mess with my face!
If you are considering plastic surgery, please please please know you can never ever change it back and you will never be the same. That could be a very good thing or a very bad thing! Make sure you have thought long and hard and that the plastic surgeon is board certified and has an amazing track record!
Don’t ever take the cheaper way out! This is your body and ultimately your life!
Yours in truth,
Kim

Not that a give a crap that she has a fake butt which she does but its not hard to edit a picture of yourself.  Case-and-point of 2 minutes in photoshop below. 

Bitch get some education fake is fake no matter how much you tell others it ain’t.  Okay I’m done ranting…it is late and I’m tired, so in short, screw you Kim.

Check out some more shots of the dyke couple as they change suits and continue on their bikini clad vacation in Mexico.

I think Sam needs to wear a one piece, and that doesn’t even cover enough; I mean damn that bitch is ugly. I dunno why Lindsay continues to get her cat food at target when she’s capable of buying it from petco. Feed that kitty what it deserves not whatever comes along first….whatever though.

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Here are a crap load of shots of the dykes from thier next swimming outing on their Mexican vacation.  Lindsay is still showing her juggs to the paparazzi pretending not to see them and Samantha is still a man, what else is new right. Well enjoy the muff diving excitement.

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Lindsay Lohan and her dyke partner Samantha Ronson bare the pale skin and man looks while on their Mexico vacation. Okay I’ll give Samantha some credit she’s not as butch as most lesbians with the crew haircuts but she’s definitely not eye candy. You think Lindsay would go for the fancy feast and not the chow mix…but whatever.

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Jennifer Aniston busts out a new bikini for her continued stay in Los Cabos Mexico. This is great news for those of you who love to see a granny in a bikini, which is what these blurry photos seem to display. If there is a hint of sex appeal here it’s definitely not found in the folds of her beer gut of a stomach

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Here are some shots of bikini clad Jennifer Aniston while on vacation in Cabo. She is sort of looking like a peeping tom with her camera and frolicking stance in some of these photos.  Maybe she’s still stuck on the fact that John Mayer is no longer hers and is still in the spying on him phase, which would make her crazy but at least she’s prepared to easily masturbate. 

I dunno it’s a possibly, I mean it looks like her vagina is hanging out in one of the pictures anyhow, which only further confirms my thought.

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She hulk goes for another bikini splash in Miami. Sporting her fake juggs, giant man arms and legs, and gay roommate Glenn Packard, she’s ready for any man.
If your ever approached by this woman definitely don’t deny her in any sense just go along with it and secretly call the cops…”you won’t like me when I’m mad, HULK SMASH!”

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