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Kelly Brook in a Bikini

Here are some pictures of British model/actress Kelly Brook as she patrols the beach in her bikini. Let me warn you these pictures are hot, so don’t get caught by your girlfriend having a hard on to these you tool.
I missed some valuable bikini shots of some hot women over the past few days [...]

Audrina Patridge rocks out the bikini

Audrina Patridge Attends a pool party in Las Vegas looking for attention. The Hills wasn’t getting her enough attention so she had to bust out the boobs and put on a bikini, good for us, whore for her.
Images:Bauer Griffin

Kristen Bell Bikini Pictures

Kristen Bell takes her loser/can’t believe boyfriend Dax Shepard out to a Malibu beach, but who cares, she’s in a bikini. Least now I know that I’m not the palest person on the beach, cause damn Kristen is looking like a ghost and Dax is looking like a douche that gets to rub the [...]

Helena Christensen in a Bikini

Heres some shots of supermodel Helena Christensen in a bikini while vacationing in France. She is better known as 1986’s Miss Denmark and a good personal friend of Heath Ledger. Her face is looking a bit old for 39, looks as if it’s time for some Botox.
Images: Bauer-Griffin

Rihanna struts in the Bikini

Enjoy these shots of bikini clad Rihanna from her vacation in Carbados with boyfriend Chris Brown. Her bikini is pretty hideous which goes rather well with the treasure she found on her wrists while she was swimming. Someone get this bitch a stylist…first things to go, Chris Brown and the man haircut.
Images: Spashnews

Britney Spears beats down the bikini trend

Britney Spears keeps stuffing her ass into new bikini’s in an attempt to get some paparazzi fame back.  This is cool and all but knowing that she used to be a train wreck plumper takes away the appeal of the bikini from those who deserve it.  I mean just imagine a bald headed fat pop-tart [...]

Charlize Theron has “I Hate Pants Party”

Charlize Theron had her 33rd birthday party pants-less.  The party was held at her beach house in Malibu on Saturday having invited her guests to some good old pants less fun.  Pants-less parties rule, I remember this time when I went to this pants-less party and I got arrested…yeah that was fun, although it seemed [...]

Brooke Hogan aka She-Hulk puts on the Bikini

Brooke Hogan goes out in her bikini while still looking like the She-Hulk. She’s pretty built, I mean I’d run if she wanted to fight; she’s one of those people that when they snap they’ll sit on you and beat your face in. Don’t mess with Hogan or her big juggs brotha!
Photos: Bauer-Griffin

Kim Kardashians staged Bikini Shoot

Here is some staged pictures of Kim Kardashian in Cabo, Mexico sporten the bikini. They are obviously staged shots as she looks near perfect in all of them which means the paparazzi had a bunch of free time on his hands and wanted to show the world the most perfect Kim shots ever or [...]

Paris Hilton for President

So Paris Hilton is responding to John McCain’s ad featuring her likeness where she jokes about running for president…at least I hope she is joking. She goes on to act as if she is smart, offering a solution to oil issues, although I’m sure someone wrote her ass a script and spoon fed it to [...]