Britney Spears decided today was a good day to start wearing undergarments. She was sure to let the world know of her proud victory of former overly exposed breasts by wearing a bright pink bra that screams look at my juggs. You have to give it to Britney she’s really changing her act and even looking out for premature sagging juggs.

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So here is the private photos of Angelina Jolie breastfeeding taken by Brad Pitt and appearing in W Magazine.  Apparently these were anticipated by people for god knows what reason.  There’s a baby chomping on her nipple…is that what today’s perverts think is sexy? 
Angelina states that she never intended on getting pregnant and was talked into it by Brad Pitt.  She states:

“I think one of the life changing things that he did, one of many, is that I was absolutely never going to get pregnant. I never felt that it was the right thing to do. Now I wouldn’t trade that experience for the world. It taught me a lot about life, just the process of it, and now we have three other beautiful children that wouldn’t otherwise be here.”

Well there you have it, the mother of 6 exposes her boob for the cover of a magazine…congrats to all those people who thought this day would never come.  Thank your publishers who are just as perverted as you.

Kim Kardashian denies claims of having a fake ass and silicone juggs as well as lip injections citing the above picture.  This picture, supposedly unedited, shows a 14 year old Kim in a bikini.  Kim states on her blog:

I believe I have answered this question before but here I go again…
I HAVE NOT EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY!!!
I am definitely not against it at all, but haven’t yet had it! Personally, lip injections are the thing I would never do—even if I didn’t have full lips.
I think lip injections look very fake and bad and I wouldn’t want to kiss anyone with stuff in their lips—so I wouldn’t do it to myself.
This is a picture of me when I was about 14 years old in a bikini. I hope after seeing this you guys will never ask me a plastic surgery question again! I have had a size C since I was 11 years old! So one day I will definitely get a lift, but I am waiting until after I have kids. Until then I rely on a great supportive bra! LOL!
All the butt implant rumors are just so not true and now just silly to me. I have answered dozens of times “no I do not have butt implants,” but people just don’t seem to want to believe it!
I have always had an insecurity with my nose… People also have assumed I have had a nose job, but I have not! I look exactly the same as I did when I was a kid, except my nose has grown a little. I hate the bump on the side of my nose, but am way too afraid to mess with my face!
If you are considering plastic surgery, please please please know you can never ever change it back and you will never be the same. That could be a very good thing or a very bad thing! Make sure you have thought long and hard and that the plastic surgeon is board certified and has an amazing track record!
Don’t ever take the cheaper way out! This is your body and ultimately your life!
Yours in truth,
Kim

Not that a give a crap that she has a fake butt which she does but its not hard to edit a picture of yourself.  Case-and-point of 2 minutes in photoshop below. 

Bitch get some education fake is fake no matter how much you tell others it ain’t.  Okay I’m done ranting…it is late and I’m tired, so in short, screw you Kim.

Well back to the “celebrities” of today…Ryan Reynolds was quick to tie down Scarlett Johansson and wed her over the weekend in Canada…most likely he couldn’t resist the power that is her boobs. People states:

Attended by only a handful of close friends and family, the ceremony was held at a remote wilderness retreat outside of Vancouver, B.C.
This is the first marriage for both. The couple had announced their engagement in May.

Well that’s another hooker off the market, guess this means playboy is out of the question for her. Guess she just has to settle for divorce settlements instead.

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Here’s Pamela Anderson with her over inflated boobs ready to pop out of her dress; she must have watermelons for implants. She attended the Vivienne Westwood Red Lavel event in London with Michael Jackson…I dunno just makes sense for his skin color to change again. 

Either this guy is smart to avoid publicity or a really sexual deviant that gets arousal by wearing his Halloween costume outside of Halloween.  I dunno whatever the reason I still think its weird. 

Images: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

Mila Kunis is in the process of becoming a well known actress which we all know requires boobage flashing.  Here is some shots of Mila on the set of her new movie “Extract” earning herself that star appeal to all her fans.  Who woulda guessed her boobs didn’t sag since the 70’s. 

Images: Pacific Coast News

Lindsay Lohan turned down a $700,000 dollar offer from Playboy to show her jugs in an eight-page spread. Page Six states:

“If there’s nudity, then the answer’s no . . . She’s not going down the [New York] magazine road again,” Lohan’s rep told Playboy’s creative consultant, Hal Lifson, referring to Lindsay’s naked Marilyn Monroe tribute last winter. Lifson said he hoped to have Lohan do a tribute to ’60s sex kitten Ann-Margret and her film “Kitten With a Whip.”

What a dumb ass, this bitch already went completely nude for a mag that doesn’t specialize in nudes. Thus, meaning that she looked like butt. Well now she has the chance to do it again, having a chance to look a hell of a lot better and get paid for it all over again.

Do it you moron! We already seen your naked freckled ass and cooter what the hell does it matter now.

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Check out these photos from the hard cover “Victoria Secret Supermodel Obsession”.

I’m not sure why you would want a hardcover Victoria Secret book; I mean when can you ever use it without being criticized for owning it. One, your not looking at it to buy anything, two, anytime you pull it out around your wife your in trouble, three, your considered weird if your single and have on. I guess they only time it’d be cool to own one of these is if you’re a single chick, then it’s hot.

Images:Victoria Secret

Paris Hilton denies reports that she has fake big ol’ titties.
Paris’s rep states that her chest may appear to be enhanced due to recent photos that surfaced showing her with some bigum’s but he states that she is wearing:

A prototype from her Paris Hilton ‘push-up’ bra line. Paris has never had plastic surgery.

Its not like it’d be easy for her to get plastic surgery and not have anyone spot it; I mean who hasn’t seen her naked?

Lindsay Lohan reports on her MySpace blog that her sister Ali’s boobs are not fake and that she did not have a boob job. Lindsay brings up her mother and lesbian lover Samantha as well because I guess they needed to be mentioned so they get attention too.

hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here’s the visual…
me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me…
one of them being, “Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?”
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my response simply was, “Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!”
i was caught out of nowhere so i didn’t really come up with the proper response at the time.. there’s many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!
All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.
i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you’re not even fully developed yet!
It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye…
i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.
in a more positive light…
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she’s out of town
have a wonderful day everyone~
til next time..
xx LL

Wow, she is such a good writer, I mean the non-capital I’s everywhere and the sentences starting without capitals, not to mention proper names, it’s all just too incredible, she should win an award.
Oh yeah, got a little carried away so I almost forgot; The moral of the story is don’t mention Ali’s boobs because your supposed to be looking at Lindsay’s, give that attention her way you assholes.

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