10.)
Telephones still exist; if you really gave a crap about people you were “connecting” with you would pick up a phone.
9.)
No one cares what you had for breakfast or when you went to sleep just do you business and shut up about it.  Where and when did people’s private lives turn into their social lives? 
Hey [...]

Paris Hilton is back to being annoying in this months issue of Harper’s Bazaar, thinking that we actually give a shit about her…oh wait, we do, right? Paris Hilton is really tackling the politics with all of her smarts, I mean she’s really getting nit and gritty with the hard issues: She states for VP [...]

Kim Kardashian denies claims of having a fake ass and silicone juggs as well as lip injections citing the above picture.  This picture, supposedly unedited, shows a 14 year old Kim in a bikini.  Kim states on her blog:
I believe I have answered this question before but here I go again…
I HAVE NOT EVER HAD [...]

Here’s some more damn Britney news…anyway…Britney lashes back at Adnan Ghalib’s remarks of a sex tape between the two of them, simply by denying its existence. We all know this guy is a total nut bag so its possible that this is a fabricated lie for attention but who knows. E! News states:

“The story is [...]

We all know that Amy Winehouse is a train wreck but now she’s destroying other people’s possessions.  Amy decided to borrow 50,000 dollars worth of clothes from Harvey Nichols for the upcoming London Fashion Week and well took them for a test run of her lifestyle.  Daily Mirror states:
“She ended up in the loos, where [...]

Magician, Endurance artist, retarded idiot, whatever he is David Blane is up to some more dumb ass stunts. This time suspending himself over Central Park for 2 days ending today. Okay I guess that’s cool if you tired of walking with your feet or something, but really, where is the joy in this? [...]

Jessica Simpson got lucky enough to score an appearance on ABC’s Good Morning America to perform the song “Come On Over” off her garbage album “Do You Know” that hit stores today.  If the album is anything like the performance STAY AWAY! 
This bimbo fumbled the words to her own song on live TV telling [...]

Amy’s trip to the hospital back in July which was considered to be a reaction to her anti-drug medication was just a cover up. Amy really ended up in there for smoking the s**t out of her brain with hash and doctors now believe she is permanently brain stupid. The Sun states:

MEDICS are worried [...]

Jessica Simpson is still attempting to get into country music despite her lack of ability to sing. Here are some shots of her concert at Avalon Ballroom which sucked “duh”. The Niagara Falls review comments on her performance:
“It might be unfair calling Jessica Simpson’s show at the Avalon Ballroom Wednesday a train wreck. [...]

I think she is selling shoes or something, but it could be the umbrella, or just sex because well she is a whore.
Anyways she is obviously using her good looks to promote whatever it is she is promoting and the fact that it dominates what she is promoting (cause I have no clue) means they [...]