Holly Madison doesn’t like old wrinkly rich guys anymore and told TMZ yesterday that what we have heard about the two’s relationship is correct. Holly stated to a TMZ cameraman after he asked to enter the mansion for a Halloween party:

“I have no pull anymore. Hef and I aren’t together.”

Well now that it is confirmed; expect to see her back at her old job in a strip club near you kissing up on douche bags for their cash. Oh that was a hit at Criss Angel…my bad you Mind Geek.

Mischa Barton and her rocker boyfriend Taylor Locke split up cause she thinks he is a douche, oh that’s right, I think he’s a douche.  People magazine states:

“They broke up recently,” said the source. “It just didn’t work out.”

The two started dating earlier this year so it was obviously just for sex, well that got old fast and she realized “hey this guy is a complete tool” and then they broke up.  Moral of the story don’t get into a long term relationship just for the bedroom fun, you dirty snake hunter Mischa.

Usher is having his second kid with wife Tameka Foster but is also splitting up. A report from Sun-times states that Usher:

“Has separated from his much older wife.”

Usher is 29, Foster is 38 just so you know…that dirty milf humper. Usher told Vibe back in July regarding his son Usher Raymond V:

“And my son completes me. He changes my perspective on what life is, and what matters. … These are the days of my son’s life, these first three years. I want to be there. The challenge is having it all.”

I guess he doesn’t feel the same about this next coming child.

Lindsay Lohan’s relationship with Sam Ronson may soon be coming to an end as stated by OK! Magazine and she’s on the hunt for some wang replacements:

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may be inseparable, but following weeks of arguments, friends tell OK! they fear that Linds will leave her DJ girlfriend — for a man.
Apparently LiLo has already been flirting with guys, and cracks are seem to be appearing in the relationship.
On August 5 at the Delano Hotel’s Florida Room, Lindsay, 22, cozied up to other men whenever Sam left her side.
“Lindsay was laughing and giggling with these guys,” an eyewitness tells OK!.
And earlier that day, guests at the Miami hotel witnessed the couple’s repeated clashes.
“Lindsay is the aggressive one in the relationship,” an insider tells OK!. “Sam tries to focus on Lindsay, but it’s never enough.” Another friend adds, “Lindsay has to be the center of attention, or she’ll flirt with other guys to make Sam jealous. She’ll be with the next guy who catches her eye — she can’t help it!”

This shank changes partners more then most people change their underwear (Lindsay doesn’t apply to this, whores like her don’t/never wear underwear). Well anyway happy wang hunting Lindsay, I’m sure there is plenty of wiener out there ready to give you some more STD’s, especially since you now go both ways.

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Jennifer has reportedly been dumped by John Mayer, probably after she mentioned she wanted kids from him. The Mirror states:

There’s been a bit of tension for some time, says a source close to 30-year-old musician. They initially opted for a break, hoping a trial split might make them stronger. Sadly it doesn’t seem to have worked.

John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn’t ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved. Contrary to reports, Jen didn’t want to have kids or marry this year, but she did want to set a timetable for their future together.

She also wanted him to assure her he would cut down his tours in the future when they did eventually have children. Initially, Jennifer was furious when he told her of his decision but now she’s simply sad – not to mention a little heartbroken, the source said.

…But unless John has a dramatic change of heart, it’s unlikely they’ll rekindle their romance.

Ouch Jenn, next time don’t lay it on so thick so soon, or date someone closer to your age.

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