Britney Spears discusses her past few years of craziness in a new documentary for MTV titled, “Britney: For The Record”.  She states:

“I sit there and I look back and I’m like, ‘I’m a smart person. What the hell was I thinking?”

“I’ve been through a lot in the past two or three years, and there’s a lot that people don’t know,”

“Sometimes it can get lonely ’cause you don’t open the gate. I’m stuck in this place, and I just cope every day.”

She’s right there is a lot we don’t know, like just how much money she spends on late night binges and sex parties.  I want to get more in-depth into that area of her craziness, just sounds more fun…but w/e I guess we’ll have to settle for the G rated Britney version.  The documentary will air on November 30th.

Okay Britney, aside from the weird wigs that remind me of your baldness and crazy times this video is actually pretty hot. Overall I think she does a good job at reclaiming her sexyness and place in the music industry. I mean from Britney being, and looking, like a hippo in 2007 to getting nude in the opening scenes of this video and actually looking hot, I just have to give her some credit.

The video itself is directed by Joseph Kahn who also directed her Stronger and Toxic video’s which possibly explains why she looks hot again.

Well that ends my respect moment for Britney, back to spoiled handed everything bitch Britney now that she’s hot again.

Britney Spears decided today was a good day to start wearing undergarments. She was sure to let the world know of her proud victory of former overly exposed breasts by wearing a bright pink bra that screams look at my juggs. You have to give it to Britney she’s really changing her act and even looking out for premature sagging juggs.

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Britney Spears denied a plea deal for her hit and run incident that would have her sentenced to a year’s probation and a 150 dollar fine.

I personally don’t think that’s a bad deal, but that’s for an average person like me; this rich bitch is going to deny everything till she finds the lawyer that says you get away scott free.  Then she’ll continue to suck his wang or pay him way too much…yep.

Check out some shots of Britney Spears new “Womanizer” music video.  I feel this is a dumb attempt at trying to get her to look hot and sex appealing again…fail.  Lets dress Britney all trashy and hope that people like white trash; well I think not, trash belongs in the garbage and needs to go spend time with the rest of its stinky ass friends. 

Okay I have no idea what I’m trying to say, Britney looks better and all but is still a hooker at heart, a washed up one at that….um…yeah… just judge for yourself.

Adnan Ghalib is the douche that I told you he was, he is now denying the existence of a Britney Spears sex tape. Adnan stated to the Star:

“There is no sex tape,” Adnan tells Star exclusively, “and I’ve never claimed there is one.”
“I don’t know where these quotes I’m supposed to have said have come from,” says Adnan. “What I do know is they certainly didn’t come from me and they are completely false. I’m extremely upset and distressed and I’m taking legal action… This story has caused a lot of hurt to my family and people close to me.”
“There is no sex tape,” he continues. “That is the end of the matter.”
However, The Sun reports Adnan was close to a multi-million dollar deal with a porn site until Britney’s lawyers stepped in with their own offer to shut him up:

Well he either got paid off which is what he was looking for in the first place. That or he got told he was going to be run through the legal system, which either he would be deported or he’s just simply a pussy that won’t back his word to give us a sex tape, aka douche.

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Lynne Spears is making some cash for her train wreck of a life and parenting ability. Her book “Through the Storm” is a story about her difficulties raising her daughters and basically how bad she was at it.

Well basically reading about a useless mother and how she tortures her children as they grow up, by basically telling them who to have sex with to please the public is a good seller. It’s such a great seller that it is now number five on the New York Times non-fiction bestseller list.

So to all the useless dead weight, should be in jail mothers out there, this books for you.

Here’s some more damn Britney news…anyway…Britney lashes back at Adnan Ghalib’s remarks of a sex tape between the two of them, simply by denying its existence. We all know this guy is a total nut bag so its possible that this is a fabricated lie for attention but who knows. E! News states:

“The story is completely false,” a source to close to Britney tells E! News.

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Britney’s hit and run incident in August 2007 where she hit a parked car and left the scene without a valid California license, is slowly fizzing out.The poptart’s attorney is asking the judge of the case to grant Britney a dismissal.

Flanagan, her over paid lawyer, has requested twice that the case be dismissed and Britney should only have to pay a 10 dollar fine with out having to go thru a criminal trial.

The charges for the hit and run just faded away without question…who would of guessed that everyone was paid off…not me. Now the charges for not having a license and driving a motor vehicle are going to fade away for 10 bucks, I mean wtf. Once again I’d probably be in the pen being bubba’s bitch for similar charges on an average Joe like myself.

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So Britney Spears made a sex tape, where haven’t we heard this or seen this on the internet or news alike.  Anyways this time Adnan Ghalib, aka the nut bag paparazzi train wreck Britney was dating, says he has a sex tape of Britney featuring himself and will sell the tape given the right amount of cash. The Sun states:

“There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.”
An unconfirmed source claims the two-hour X-rated footage features Britney naked wearing just a pink wig and was allegedly shot while on holiday in Mexico.
Adnan added: “I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney. “

Even though every male who ever idolized Britney would buy this tape if it were ever released, I highly doubt it would live up to anyone’s expectations or even be remotely gratifying.  It’s like a backstreet boy humping a clown…it’s just not something you want to see.

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