I guess people really do watch this crap. Denise states to Us magazine states:
“It’s coming back for another season,” also stating that it’ll be filming a short while.
Denise goes on to talk about her father on the program stating that he doesn’t know he’s a star now…who is he again?
“He was driving home on [...]

Well he isn’t having the kid in particular but his new wife Brooke Mueller is; Charlie managed to knock her up too.  Man-whore Sheen states:
“Brooke and I are thrilled! She’s the best stepmom Sam, Lola and Cassandra could ever hope for. Seeing her love and affection with those three, I know she’ll be an amazing [...]

An everyday person doesn’t get to choose between 20 women, eliminating one each week.  Nor does an everyday person get to magic on the streets of New York City.  So, why are they calling it reality TV? 
At last, there will be a reality TV show that involve celebrities in REAL life situations with REAL problems [...]