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Britney Spears is too good for probation

Britney Spears denied a plea deal for her hit and run incident that would have her sentenced to a year’s probation and a 150 dollar fine.
I personally don’t think that’s a bad deal, but that’s for an average person like me; this rich bitch is going to deny everything till she finds the lawyer that [...]

OJ is finally doing time

Okay I have to say that for once the law is being fair to celebrities; OJ Simpson is finally serving some time. I guess one public killing is all you’re allowed in Hollywood. OJ Simpson and his accomplice Clarence Stewart were found guilty of kidnapping and robbery and could spend the rest of their lives [...]

Helio Castroneves Pleads Not Guilty

Nutbar Indianapolis 500 winner Helio Castroneves pleads not guilty to not paying taxes on the majority of his income (approx. 5 million).
Supposedly Helio had offshore accounts to conceal his income for the Internal Revenue Service, but we all know you can’t hide from the government. He’s being charged for being in a conspiracy with [...]

Britney Spears appeals her hit-and-run case

Britney’s hit and run incident in August 2007 where she hit a parked car and left the scene without a valid California license, is slowly fizzing out.The poptart’s attorney is asking the judge of the case to grant Britney a dismissal.
Flanagan, her over paid lawyer, has requested twice that the case be dismissed and Britney [...]

Heather Locklear gets arrested for DUI

The MILF Heather Locklear was arrested on possibility of driving while under the influence Saturday.  California Highway Patrol was contacted by a resident who reported seeing the actress driving erratically.  The LA Times states:
Locklear showed bizarre behavior, driving back and forth over a pair of sunglasses on the pavement and revving her engine. After leaving [...]

Kanye West avoids Felony Charges

Kanye West won’t be facing felony charges for the LAX incident in which he decided to beat on a paparazzi…big surprise right.
A spokesman for the Los Angeles County District Attorneys states that prosecutors referred the case to city attorneys who in turn decided that Kanye’s money was much more persuasive then charging him [...]

Nick Hogan gets out of jail early

Hulk Hogan must have paid off someone because Nick Hogan is going to get three months knocked off his jail sentence.
Pinellas Country Jail in Clearwater, FL says the 18 year old Hogan boy will receive an early release on October 21st for his good behavior while staying there [...]

Jaime Lynn Spears nude photo scandal

Jaime Lynn Spears daughters father Casey Aldridge is a complete dumb ass. Get this he photographs Jaime Lynn breast feeding their daughter Maddie; which I guess is okay in some sense. Here’s the dumb ass part, he took the pictures of Jaime Lynn’s exposed boob to be developed at Wal-Mart…yeah you know what [...]

Anne Hathaway didn’t rat out Raffaello Follieri

Anne Hathaway wasn’t the Rat that got Anne’s ex boyfriend busted by the FBI; it was his former administrative assistant.
Follieri’s assistant told the FBI that Follieri kept a safe full of financial and business records in his Trump Tower apartments…err Anne’s Trump Tower apartments see this post.  According to the New York Post:
The court papers [...]

Kanye West gets Arrested at LAX

We all know that Kanye West is an outspoken jackass but now he’s attempting to cash those checks that he writes with his loud mouth. So in an attempt to cash one of those checks Kanye got his ass arrested at LAX, getting into a scuffle with two paparazzi photographers. A LAX rep states:
“Entertainer Kanye [...]