Amy Winehouse is a wreck lately, well always has been, but she’s taking it to the extreme lately and now has her family and friends on suicide watch.  Amy was questioning the reason for living and was playing around with a knife held to her chest.  MTV states:

“Her friends managed to get the knife away from her but are now holding a 24-hour suicide watch,” notes MTV. “Amy has a death wish. Her emotions are exaggerated. She is either high all the time or when she hears something she doesn’t like, she’s suicidal.”

She is supposedly stressed about her husband Blake Civil-Fielder’s choice to not take early probation; she also now has a fascination with dying young.  In reality her concerns and stressors come from smoking to much crack and dope, screw that bitches’ song get her in to Rehab pronto.  She looks as if she weighs a whole 90 pounds or something, grab her ass and make her go, stop with the excuses.

Sharon Stone says that she doesn’t want to botox her sons smelly ass feet. Entertainment Tonight states:

“Sharon Stone never made this statement. It is a complete fabrication,” her attorney Martin Singer said Thursday in a statement. “Sharon loves her son Roan and only wants the best for him.”

Reports state that Sharon overreacts too many of her sons’ medical conditions. Yeah she’s definitely a nut job. I mean would botox even detoxify smelly feet, I thought it just turns body parts to plastic? In which Sharon wants her son to have plastic feet so she can play with him and her plastic Barbie in their little doll house together.

The MILF Heather Locklear was arrested on possibility of driving while under the influence Saturday.  California Highway Patrol was contacted by a resident who reported seeing the actress driving erratically.  The LA Times states:

Locklear showed bizarre behavior, driving back and forth over a pair of sunglasses on the pavement and revving her engine. After leaving the parking lot, she stopped her car on the street and stumbled into the traffic lane, according to the caller, who followed Locklear out of concern, Marshall said.
When the CHP officer arrived, Locklear’s car was parked on State Route 192 partially blocking a lane, Marshall said. The officer talked to her and determined that she was disoriented and “under the influence of something.” She was taken to the CHP’s Santa Barbara-area office to be tested for alcohol and drugs.
Locklear tested negative for alcohol. Other drug tests will be returned in a few days, Marshall said.

I think she is just depressed because of her recent divorce with Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora; not because of the actual divorce but most likely due to not getting all his assets.  Either way she is giving the look of satan in her mug shot…damn that’s freaky.

In Addition to the drugs and alcohol, Lindsay has also been cutting herself!  People say that Sam has been guiding Lindsay in the right direction, but if you ask me she looks like a crackhead herself and I don’t believe one word of it.  Their dates probably consist of cooking up a romantic batch of crack rocks, and end with some sadistic lesbian sex where they like to cut each other.

Don’t they look like a couple of stoned hippies?

“I want to apologize to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I’ll sort myself out,” “And to say sorry to everybody else, just for boring them.”

He’s just sorry he got caught, that or he was looking to get caught who knows, who cares.  I guess crying your gay doesn’t get you enough attention these days, drugs and rehab is the new in.

Amy Winehouse hasn’t shown her face in a while (probably because it’s falling off) and decided to emerge from her hippie land to put on a show at a local club called Monarch in Camden.
Lets just say if performance’s could be judged based on your ability to slam brews, snort coke and stick needles in yourself she’d be a celebrity of huge proportions, but since it’s more or less the opposite you kinda understand how this show went. The Daily Mail states:

Amy Winehouse cut a tragic figure last night as she stumbled through the streets of Camden looking worse than ever. The singer, who has largely keep out of public view in recent weeks, was a guest DJ at her local pub the Monarch, where she emerged in a dishevelled, bleary-eyed state. She arrived more than two hours late for her Snakehips session alongside DJ Bioux. The organisers were forced to announce: ‘Miss Winehouse is sorry she will be late.’ But this did little to appease an already angry audience. A source revealed: ‘The pub was packed at first, until people started to get restless. Many decided to leave before Amy arrived, which left the pub looking quite empty. ‘She didn’t greet the crowd when she finally appeared. After playing two songs, she mumbled into the mic, “thanks for coming down, much obliged”.’ She appeared distracted through out the brief set as she chatted to her close pal, musician Alex Wood.”

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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Britney Spears was a calm boring woman all night at this years vma’s, I mean she was flat out boring like the rest of the show.  Here is her opening statement, I mean it really opened the show with a bang…you could just feel the excitement:

“Thank you so much. Thank you for all the love. I’m here tonight to celebrate a very important birthday, the 25th anniversary of the VMAs. This is the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards and it starts right now.”

Whoa! Shit! Hold on to your pants man cause her statement I’m sure blew you out of the water with excitement.  Okay so after this dramatic opening MTV let Britney win 3 awards, surefully hoping that she would generate some excitement and get people to give a crap about these awards next year…well it didn’t work.  Overall this shit was boring and Ritalin drugged Britney couldn’t save MTV’s sorry ass on this sinking boat.

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Lynne Spears new book Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World is full of crap relating to Britney Spears development of insanity… oh and parenting for those in Hollywood. The NY Daily News states:

Alcohol!:
The pop icon took a liking to booze when she was a 13-year-old Mouseketeer and began experimenting with drugs at 15.

Drugs!
By age 16, Britney’s wild-child behavior stunned her family when she was caught with cocaine and marijuana on a private jet, Lynn Spears claims.

SEX!
She admits she allowed her then 16-year-old daughter to sleep with Timberlake, her Mickey Mouse Club co-star, and went along with the hoax that Britney was a virgin. Lynne Spears reveals Timberlake was misled and that Britney lost her virginity to a Kentwood, La., high school football player.

Okay so the insane bitch here isn’t Britney Spears, it is her mom for allowing her to get away with this shit. I guess when money is involved your children don’t matter is more or less the moral of her story, which is a perfect explanation for why she is getting the pitch fork in the ass when she kicks the bucket.

Amy’s trip to the hospital back in July which was considered to be a reaction to her anti-drug medication was just a cover up. Amy really ended up in there for smoking the s**t out of her brain with hash and doctors now believe she is permanently brain stupid. The Sun states:

MEDICS are worried Amy’s brain was damaged by the cannabis overdose – she displayed symptoms normally associated with schizophrenia.
The pal yesterday said: “The future is bleak, bleak, bleak. Mitch does everything he can to protect his daughter – but his ‘explanation’ for Amy’s hospital dash in July was just simply untrue. She had smoked an inhuman amount of hash which resulted in acute cannabis poisoning.

Hope it was worth it you moron, literally.

Suge Knight is dirt bag who yesterday decided to beat his girlfriend in the parking lot while holding a knife. Police caught his dumb ass and also found that he was in possession of Ecstasy and hydrocodone. AP states:

“A citizen sees the beating in a parking lot, police get there fast, they see him beating her. It’s a good solid case,” said Las Vegas police Lt. Chris Carroll.

“This is a very large man,” Carroll said, estimating his weight at more than twice the woman’s. “He was on top of her, actually in the act of violently beating her when the officers arrived, with the knife in his hand.”

At least one officer drew a Taser stun gun as they approached Knight, said Officer Jacinto Rivera, a police spokesman. He said he did not know if the officers drew their handguns. Knight dropped the folding knife and was taken into custody without incident, Carroll said.

What a dirt bag, hope he gets a few years, then someone can pound on his fat ass.