Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo were spotted in Neiman Marcus shopping for engagement rings. Why you’d want to tie down a broad like this only Tony knows. The Sun-Times states:

Jessica Simpson and main man and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo were in the store checking out big sparklers — the kind women wear on their left-hand ring finger.
I’m hearing the couple are talking about a winter wedding. Dallas fans can relax. The happy twosome are said to be planning to tie the knot well after the end of the NFL season, including the Super Bowl — should the Cowboys make it to the big game in Tampa, Fla.

If marriage is anything like her singing career it’ll be super shitty for Tony but it’ll have all of Jessica Simpsons friends and family’s approval.

Why is she succeeding in country music…am I the only one with ears that work correctly?!

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After dating for a year+ Lindsay Lohans pops is tying the knot with girlfriend Erin Muller.  The two state to Star magazine:

“We’re thrilled to announce our engagement. We can’t wait to start our life together as a married couple,”
“We haven’t set a date yet, but we hope it will be a family affair.”

Your getting married to a guy who’s daughter is a famous train wreck, congratulations or something.

We all know that Nicole Richie is best friends with Paris Hilton!

We also know that Joel and Benji are twin brothers…

Finally, we just found out that PARIS and BENJI are dating!!!

Obviously the relationship is still low key, but the ending result could be exciting. The world’s most famous best friends becoming sister in-laws. (I think they planned this)