Following in the footsteps for dumbasses like P. Diddy and Pamela Anderson, Jessica Alba and Hayden Panettiere tell us normal people to vote. 

Now I’m not exactly sure who came up with these concepts but they must have been on crack because this is some freaky looking crap.  Is this bitch going to bite me if I don’t vote…who knows?  Check out the video featuring these two crack monkeys after the jump.

Image: DeclareYourself.com

Hayden’s does up her 19th birthday in bikini fashion like a rockstar.

Did you know that it is mandatory when you party like a rockstar on your birthday that you make a trip to the dollar store and pickup one of those hats? Yeah the chain comes with it and everything, its super cool; you instantly become the life of the party and the blunt of some lame joke. Enjoy.

Hayden Panettiere’s dad Alan Panettiere was arrested for beating his wife at a Sunday night party.

A spokesman for the West Hollywood police states:

He is in custody for spousal assault. She called the sheriffs station, and the responding deputy called the paramedics. She refused medical treatment and was hit more than once on the cheek while they were arguing.
Alan was upset because he felt disrespected at a party, they argued, he hit her multiple times, he left. I don’t know if Hayden was there or who else was in the house.

What a man eh ladies? I mean come on, every women wishes they could have a man like this, surely he is a number one child abusing dad too. Hope this guy gets some pound me in the ass jail time.