Jaime Lynn Spears is becoming her sister more and more everyday; after just recently giving birth to her daughter Maddie she is pregnant again…little tramp. A family member states to The Enquirer:

“Jamie Lynn’s mom is furious about the pregnancy,” the family member said. “And she’s livid the news leaked out, especially during her book tour…Lynne and Jamie Lynn have been arguing nonstop by phone.”

Well that’s yet another underage pregnancy for Jaime Lynn, sucks to be her. Sorry Lynne Spears but your chance to be famous was interrupted by your children that you are supposed to be raising.

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Lynne Spears is making some cash for her train wreck of a life and parenting ability. Her book “Through the Storm” is a story about her difficulties raising her daughters and basically how bad she was at it.

Well basically reading about a useless mother and how she tortures her children as they grow up, by basically telling them who to have sex with to please the public is a good seller. It’s such a great seller that it is now number five on the New York Times non-fiction bestseller list.

So to all the useless dead weight, should be in jail mothers out there, this books for you.

Lynne Spears is pissed off about her daughter being the target for teen pregnancy when Bristol palin slides under the radar. I guess getting pregnant underage is a positive nowadays, that or the American public is used to it. Lynne states to Newsweek.com:

‘It’s a totally different reaction,” “It’s as if (Sarah Palin) became celebrated.

“I mean, the mother, Palin, was celebrated for this. Every woman in the world has applauded her strength and her convictions and poor little old Jamie Lynn—you saw how she was crucified. Everybody did, firsthand … I just feel like it’s been a very hypocritical situation.”

The difference between the two is politics and I’m not touching that with a 10 foot pole. Oh but they are both most definitely whores.

Jaime Lynn Spears daughters father Casey Aldridge is a complete dumb ass. Get this he photographs Jaime Lynn breast feeding their daughter Maddie; which I guess is okay in some sense. Here’s the dumb ass part, he took the pictures of Jaime Lynn’s exposed boob to be developed at Wal-Mart…yeah you know what happened, some one jacked them. Now law enforcement is getting involved in the matter due to the bare boob exposure of an underage girl. TMZ states:

The pics were taken on Casey’s digital camera. We’re told he took the camera card to his local Wal-Mart in Louisiana for copies. Law enforcement believes someone at the Wal-Mart may have made extra copies, then tried selling them.
Because Jamie Lynn is a minor, selling the pics — or buying them — could constitute a violation of federal laws prohibiting child pornography. Peddling pictures of a minor’s breast — even if not taken for sexual purposes — could land the seller and the buyer in federal prison if they are marketed across state lines for the purpose of being lurid. Also, anyone purchasing the pics could be prosecuted for the crime of receiving stolen property.

See what you did you dumb ass. This is why hillbillies shouldn’t be allowed to have sex. Couldn’t this moron just buy a 50 dollar printer or something and print them up, I mean she is a celebrity, people know any pictures, let along pictures of this girls boobs are worth some phat cash.
Aside from the couple of cents these Wal-Mart employees make an hour they aren’t going to be loyal, they’re human, and money makes the world go round. Too bad for them though, that’s going to be one expensive ass titty to see.

Check out this vid, Lynne Spears on the Today Show in an interview about her book “Through the Storm”.

“It was never a parenting book, it never started out that way. I wanted to be in the drivers seat, I wanted people to see my family as we really are,”
“I have sat for hours thinking and thinking about what’s happened, and I think it has been a whirlwind. It’s been a wild ride for everybody.”

It’s a good thing she covered her ass and said it wasn’t a parenting book…cause damn.

Lynne Spears also states how she dealt with Jaime Lynns pregnancy

“She handed me this note and told me to go in my room and read it. The note said she was pregnant and everything was gonna be OK and she and Casey were gonna raise this baby. I thought it was a joke.”
“As a mother, don’t we always blame ourselves…I took a lot of the blame, I took all the blame,”

Yup definitely a good thing its not a parenting book.

Lynne Spears didn’t send follow teen hooker Bristol Palin a gift from Jaime Lynn.  E! states:

“I just got off the phone with Lynne. I can tell you that she hasn’t sent her any gifts, but that she does support Sarah and, of course, can empathize with their situation,” Curt Handling, Spears’ publicist at the Thomas Nelson publishing company, tells E! News.

Oh well… celeb trailer trash didn’t give political trailer trash some lame 60 dollar gift, the world is a better place.

In addition to telling us about life with the kids, and the divorce with K-Fed, Britney also talked about what it was like for the ‘baby’ in the family to be having a baby.  Britney quoted.

We thought we would be at the hospital forever, but the baby just sort of popped out.

What the hell??!  Who says that about their sister’s childbirth experience.  I guess Britney Spears is a little less crazy, but she hasn’t gotten any smarter.

Kelli Dawson, who’s 28, has come out to inform us that she is a money hungry tramp. Kelli told In Touch magazine that Casey, whos only 19 now, and herself have been romantically involved since 2006, and were sleeping together when Jamie Lynn was six months pregnant. Dawson states:

I see him all the time, at least once a week, …we were both really attracted to each other,…
He totally instigated it and pursued me. His friends would tell me that he liked me, that he thought I was pretty… things between us got “hot and heavy.”
Britney Spears first husband, Jason Alexander, also says that Kelli Dawson and Aldridge were an on and off couple.
Kelli and Casey have been a couple on and off for a few years, …They were a really tight couple, but I think it was hard for Kelli, having Jamie Lynn in the picture.

So this is a really skanky Redneck type of story so it needs a Redneck approach, “Yall it be time to stand up fer Jaime, we need ta give Brit a call.  Brit we al ned yah to get yor umbrella ready n defend your sis.”

Jaime Lynn Spears out and about in public for the first time after giving birth to her daughter Maddie Brianne.  To look at her you would never even guess that she was pregnant; her body is almost completely back in shape (no pedophile pun intended).  Now if you could just ignore the “doll” covered in a blanket, pedophiles out there, you can pretend none of this ever happened.

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Jaime Lynn Spears shows off her illegitimate child to OK! Magazine.  Just like Hollywood to try and make money off your child when you’re still a child yourself.  Anyway here are some excerpts from her interview.
 
On raising a child away from Hollywood: “Around here, everyone has the same focus…The focus is family, and that’s a good way to live.”

On her new born baby Maddie: “She is very good,” says Jamie Lynn. “She’ll feed every two or three hours. When she wakes up in the middle of the night, I’ll feed her and she goes right back to sleep. There’s no screaming and crying… We get up in the morning, and she gets her little bath. Then I get my bath. We have a routine, and I love routines. I’ve worked one out with her, and we’re happy going about our little life.”

What a  load, her mom…err her maid takes care of the kid while she’s out and about shooting for number two.

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