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Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo want a winter wedding

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo were spotted in Neiman Marcus shopping for engagement rings. Why you’d want to tie down a broad like this only Tony knows. The Sun-Times states:
Jessica Simpson and main man and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo were in the store checking out big sparklers — the kind women wear on their [...]

Jessica Simpson tops country charts?

I have no idea how this happened but Jessica Simpson topped the charts with her new album “Do You Know”. I guess Do You Know refers to the secret plot she has, to still be able to sell music when she can’t perform, fumbles words, and laughs in the faces of many of her fans [...]

Jessica Simpson back to ruin another Cowboy season

After Jessica Simpson “ruined” the Dallas Cowboys for drawing her boyfriend Tony Romo’s attention to her assets (most likely) it seems that people are now realizing that it isn’t her fault (yeah you actually have to play in order to win). Extra states:
Despite criticism she got for jinxing Romo’s career (“that was absolutely ridiculous,” Simpson [...]

Ashlee Simpson not having twins

“Definitely not twins,” Jessica Simpson states to E! that Ashlee Simpson is having just one baby. Meanwhile Pete Wentz told playboy? about the gender of the baby stating:
“We know with 90% accuracy that it’s a boy, and our due date is around Thanksgiving,”
“we don’t have any names yet,” Pete says, “My friend Andrew said, [...]

Jessica Simpson still sucks at music, big surprise

Jessica Simpson got lucky enough to score an appearance on ABC’s Good Morning America to perform the song “Come On Over” off her garbage album “Do You Know” that hit stores today.  If the album is anything like the performance STAY AWAY! 
This bimbo fumbled the words to her own song on live TV telling [...]

Ashlee Simpson is going to have two little monsters at once

Yup that’s right not just one moron but two to add the likenesses of super smart Jessica Simpson and the ever so intelligent Ashlee Simpson, you just have to love twins especially when the offspring has a brain dead mother.  E! Online states:
Hip-hop artist Tyga, Pete’s buddy, says that the parents-to-be are expecting not one [...]

Jessica Simpson should quit music and do porn

Jessica Simpson is still attempting to get into country music despite her lack of ability to sing. Here are some shots of her concert at Avalon Ballroom which sucked “duh”. The Niagara Falls review comments on her performance:
“It might be unfair calling Jessica Simpson’s show at the Avalon Ballroom Wednesday a train wreck. [...]

Jessica Simpson Elle Magazine

Here are the shots of Jessica Simpson from the upcoming September Edition Elle Magazine. She’s trying to put on display her further countrified image for the world to see and hopefully gain acceptance for. I believe all that’s in store for her ass if she continues down this country bumpkin crap is a [...]

I told you Jessica Simpson!

Country fans booed the crap out of Jessica Simpson at her first official country music performance this weekend, sort of like I figured they would.
She opened Country Thunder USA, a festival in Wisconsin, and was lovingly greeted to boos and a few cheers that turned into boos later after they got their asses beat.
Heres a [...]

Jessica is a Country Bumpkin

Jessica Simpson busts out the hillbilly on us. Simpson has officially changed her singing style from pop crap to country garbage and plans to continue on in the country area regardless of fans opinions. Jessica states in regards to why fans may not want to buy her new album
I think just because my name is [...]