Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo were spotted in Neiman Marcus shopping for engagement rings. Why you’d want to tie down a broad like this only Tony knows. The Sun-Times states:

Jessica Simpson and main man and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo were in the store checking out big sparklers — the kind women wear on their left-hand ring finger.
I’m hearing the couple are talking about a winter wedding. Dallas fans can relax. The happy twosome are said to be planning to tie the knot well after the end of the NFL season, including the Super Bowl — should the Cowboys make it to the big game in Tampa, Fla.

If marriage is anything like her singing career it’ll be super shitty for Tony but it’ll have all of Jessica Simpsons friends and family’s approval.

Why is she succeeding in country music…am I the only one with ears that work correctly?!

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I have no idea how this happened but Jessica Simpson topped the charts with her new album “Do You Know”. I guess Do You Know refers to the secret plot she has, to still be able to sell music when she can’t perform, fumbles words, and laughs in the faces of many of her fans when she can’t even sing her own songs. I definitely Don’t Know how she does it, Us Magazine states:

The album — which sold 65,000 copies since coming out last week — ranked No. 4 on the Billboard Top 200.
Simpson’s first single, “Come on Over,” hit No. 18 on the Hot Country Songs list last month.

I guess I’ll never understand Jessica Simpson fans, she could shit on a record, tell her fans that’s what she thinks of them, market that shit and they would still buy it. I guess they share the same IQ level.

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After Jessica Simpson “ruined” the Dallas Cowboys for drawing her boyfriend Tony Romo’s attention to her assets (most likely) it seems that people are now realizing that it isn’t her fault (yeah you actually have to play in order to win). Extra states:

Despite criticism she got for jinxing Romo’s career (“that was absolutely ridiculous,” Simpson has said), she plans on cheering him on again this season.
“I won’t be wearing the jersey to the game, but I have been there and definitely going to support the Cowboys all the way,” Simpson told Extra.

That’s one small step for Jessica and one giant leap for poptarts everywhere.

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“Definitely not twins,” Jessica Simpson states to E! that Ashlee Simpson is having just one baby. Meanwhile Pete Wentz told playboy? about the gender of the baby stating:

“We know with 90% accuracy that it’s a boy, and our due date is around Thanksgiving,”
“we don’t have any names yet,” Pete says, “My friend Andrew said, ‘Your kid has to have a name that would fit either a rock star or a senator.’”

I understand the rock star perspective dumb and stupid, oh and maybe because he does music, but senator? I don’t know but this kid doesn’t have very good chances having been announced before birth in playboy magazine.

Jessica Simpson got lucky enough to score an appearance on ABC’s Good Morning America to perform the song “Come On Over” off her garbage album “Do You Know” that hit stores today.  If the album is anything like the performance STAY AWAY! 

This bimbo fumbled the words to her own song on live TV telling her band to restart because she couldn’t recover.  Once she got underway she continued to fumble and laugh while singing err squealing I should say. 

I’d most definitely have to say that Jessica Simpson is past her prime and its looking like a good idea for her to retire gracefully rather then shit her career/name down the toilet that no one is ever going to clean.

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Yup that’s right not just one moron but two to add the likenesses of super smart Jessica Simpson and the ever so intelligent Ashlee Simpson, you just have to love twins especially when the offspring has a brain dead mother.  E! Online states:

Hip-hop artist Tyga, Pete’s buddy, says that the parents-to-be are expecting not one but two bundles of joy.
“They’re having twins,” Tyga said in an exclusive interview yesterday at the House of Hype’s pre-VMA barbecue. “They’re really happy.”

I feel sorry for Pete Wentz his kids are going to be asking him dumb ass questions about tuna really being chicken.

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Jessica Simpson is still attempting to get into country music despite her lack of ability to sing. Here are some shots of her concert at Avalon Ballroom which sucked “duh”. The Niagara Falls review comments on her performance:

“It might be unfair calling Jessica Simpson’s show at the Avalon Ballroom Wednesday a train wreck. At some point, a train knows where it’s going.”

Congratulations Jessica, you proved you’re an idiot, you proved you can’t sing, you proved that people are still dumb enough to come see your shows, and pay you to continue to suck. Lets face it they just want to see you naked because well your still hot.

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Here are the shots of Jessica Simpson from the upcoming September Edition Elle Magazine. She’s trying to put on display her further countrified image for the world to see and hopefully gain acceptance for. I believe all that’s in store for her ass if she continues down this country bumpkin crap is a crowd full of “boo’s” and a drunken hillbilly persona. Lets all back this bitch up.

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Country fans booed the crap out of Jessica Simpson at her first official country music performance this weekend, sort of like I figured they would.

She opened Country Thunder USA, a festival in Wisconsin, and was lovingly greeted to boos and a few cheers that turned into boos later after they got their asses beat.

Heres a couple of responses from the crowd regarding her performance.

Shes an embarrassment to country music

Crap

Yeah that pretty much sums it up.

Jessica Simpson busts out the hillbilly on us. Simpson has officially changed her singing style from pop crap to country garbage and plans to continue on in the country area regardless of fans opinions. Jessica states in regards to why fans may not want to buy her new album

I think just because my name is attached to it. Or maybe they thought that I was just trying to stomp on their ground for a little bit and see what I could do, and then just go back and make another pop record. But I’m planning on making country music for the rest of my life, and I don’t want to go back to that other world.

Simpson goes on to acquit herself from any public displays of not being able to sing anymore by saying that her breakup with Nick Lachey was to blame. She also basically says that she knows people are going to hate her new music, but feels that “it’s the shit” regardless of opinion and will continue to display how “talented” she is. Yeah we’ll all see how that works out for you.