Check out this video of our possible future VP in a one piece bathing suit showing off her goods.

This video was uploaded by an Alaskan man that states this is footage of the Sarah Palin, vp candidate, in the swimsuit competition of the 1984 Miss Alaska contest. The announcer announces her by her maiden name Sarah Heath.

I bet you can’t wait to see what she does to help out the country when she gets in office. I’ll leave this one to your imagination.

In a daring move, or just plain stupidity, Lindsay Lohan offered Barack Obama to host an event (Perhaps she is developing an oversized ego, thinking that she has the ability to make or break a person solely on publicity). Barack stated to the Chicago Sun-Times:

“is not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us.”

Soon gramps McCain got a hold of the news and a spokesman for his campaign stated to TMZ:

“So let me get this straight—they turned away Lindsay Lohan, but Barack Obama has friends like unrepentant terrorist Bill Ayers and convicted felon Tony Rezko? Maybe LiLo is just too upstanding for Barack Obama.”

In this childish high school gossip type exchange of words Obama’s spokesperson stated:

“Glad to see they’re focused on the important issues over in McCain HQ.”

See what you did Lindsay; no one wants your dyke ass for promotion. I mean DUI’s, drugs, and rehab aren’t the best things to lean on and say your best buddies with when running for President of the United States.

Nut bar British comedian Russell Brand was asked by MTV to return for 2009’s MTV Video Music Awards for boosting ratings 20% past their norm from last year. Russell has yet to accept the offer, why, because he’s a baby and is mad that some of his jokes were censored, particularly the ones about Sarah Palin and John McCain. The Sun states:

On hosting the VMAs:
“The VMAs are the hardest thing I have ever done and I will think very carefully before accepting their kind offer of doing it again. I spent a lot of time suppressing the urge to scream a career- ending remark during the show. The knowledge that you could say something that would make the world go nuts was difficult.”

On being censored:
But incredibly the script we heard was the clean version after MTV insisted he scrap some of his bravest gags. He revealed: “I had JOHN McCAIN gags pulled. And they asked me to tone down the gags about SARAH PALIN.”

On what he couldn’t say about Sarah Palin:
“I wanted to say she was forcing her teenage daughter to have a baby because she is so anti-abortion. But also, as a Republican, she is pro-execution so she is going to give her the electric chair for being a little sl*t. They weren’t keen on that one.”

This tool didn’t boost the ratings, Britney Spears did, even though she was on Ritalin the entire show. Russell Brand should take this deal, one for the money, two for the show, three for the fame; this tool was a nobody b4 this shit cept maybe in the U.K. which I have no clue about.

Governor Sarah Palin, possible candidate for vice president, has a PREGNANT 17-year old. Colleague Mark Salter said that this is typical for “An American Family”.

I guess that this is becoming socially acceptable to become pregnant at such a young age.  I think this is giving McCain bad press.  Sure, I know a few teens who got knocked up, but that isn’t what I want representing my country.  First celebrity, Jamie Lynn Spears shocks the world being pregnant at 16, and now a politician’s daughter verifies that it is officially cool to be pregnant.

These girls have rich parents to back them up, so sure, having a little baby to play with probably is cool.  You don’t have to work or pay for anything.  Your mom will hire a nanny to watch your baby while you continue your education.  Yeah, that’s pretty fucking cool.

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Palin, 44, a self-described “hockey mom,” is a conservative first-term governor of Alaska with strong anti-abortion views, a record of reform and fiscal conservatism and an outsider’s perspective on Washington.
“She’s exactly who I need. She’s exactly who this country needs to help me fight the same old Washington politics of me first and country second,” McCain told a roaring crowd of 15,000 supporters in Dayton, Ohio.

I personally think this is going to put a few nails on the lid of Barack Obama’s campaign.  A large section of Hilary fans are most likely to turn to McCains side.  I’m no expert or anything so lemme know what you think?

So Paris Hilton is responding to John McCain’s ad featuring her likeness where she jokes about running for president…at least I hope she is joking. She goes on to act as if she is smart, offering a solution to oil issues, although I’m sure someone wrote her ass a script and spoon fed it to her, all along telling her to quit moving her eyes along with the reading material.

I also noticed she mentioned that she is hot; meaning apparently “hot” is a can full of STD’s with a single brain cell to drive the search for a larger can.

Paris Hilton, women of the people, offering AIDs to the masses.

John McCain’s advertising scheme of using Britney Spears and Paris Hilton to help define Barrack Obama’s nation wide fame may back fire on him.  Paris Hilton responded about McCain’s ad featuring her likeness through her rep:

Miss Hilton was neither asked, nor did she give permission, for the use of her likeness in the ad, and has no further comment.

Britney has yet to comment…guess she has more important things to do then worry about whose going to rule the nation. 

You have to love McCain who’s obviously throwing dung at his opponent, I mean Paris is a heaping pile of useless dung and for her to have an opinion on where her face is being published means that you really fell far from the tree; I mean to offend her…damn…poor Obama

John McCain releases a new ad featuring both Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. The ad displays the celebs and compares them to Barrack Obama and his “fame” but lack of knowledge.

This is a good comparison as Britney and Paris are both “famous” but would you really want them to lead the country? I mean come on cooter flashing, head shaving, porno shootin’, DUI promoting, ever so family lovin mayor, governor, or president?!