Check out some more shots of the dyke couple as they change suits and continue on their bikini clad vacation in Mexico.

I think Sam needs to wear a one piece, and that doesn’t even cover enough; I mean damn that bitch is ugly. I dunno why Lindsay continues to get her cat food at target when she’s capable of buying it from petco. Feed that kitty what it deserves not whatever comes along first….whatever though.

Images: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News

Here are a crap load of shots of the dykes from thier next swimming outing on their Mexican vacation.  Lindsay is still showing her juggs to the paparazzi pretending not to see them and Samantha is still a man, what else is new right. Well enjoy the muff diving excitement.

Images: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News

Lindsay Lohan and her dyke partner Samantha Ronson bare the pale skin and man looks while on their Mexico vacation. Okay I’ll give Samantha some credit she’s not as butch as most lesbians with the crew haircuts but she’s definitely not eye candy. You think Lindsay would go for the fancy feast and not the chow mix…but whatever.

Images: Bauer-Griffin

In Addition to the drugs and alcohol, Lindsay has also been cutting herself!  People say that Sam has been guiding Lindsay in the right direction, but if you ask me she looks like a crackhead herself and I don’t believe one word of it.  Their dates probably consist of cooking up a romantic batch of crack rocks, and end with some sadistic lesbian sex where they like to cut each other.

Don’t they look like a couple of stoned hippies?

Michael Lohan thinks Samantha Ronson is a dirty nasty, and who wouldn’t, I mean she/he has a penis else Lindsay wouldn’t be near it. Michael Lohan states in an email to X17.com:

“There is a lot more to Samantha than meets the eye. Not that what we see is so pleasing anyway…what’s with this ‘person?’ Look at the way she ‘dresses.” Samantha is a “dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity.”

Lindsay responded to his realistic comments by saying:

“My father obviously needs to be on medication to control his moods. He is out of line and his words show how much anger he has, and it’s dangerous and scary as it reminds me of how he treated my mother and I my whole childhood. He needs to be stopped. This is yet another reason why we aren’t speaking.

“I am in a great place in life,” continued Lohan, who did a stint in rehab last year. “I have overcome a lot and have been able to learn how to enjoy and appreciate my life in every way possible. I’m proud of myself for being able to make a change in the past year and a half.

“My past is behind me, and that’s final. There’s nothing more to be said. All the false accusations that people try to make are simply because there’s no story when things are calm and good.

“But they might as well let it go because their lies don’t affect me anymore. Samantha is not evil, I care for her very much and she’s a wonderful girl.

“She loves me, as I do her.”

Blah blah blah, she talks to much I like Michaels take on the situation better, short simple and judgmental. She’s a skank, they are whores, they want to be skanky whores with no consequences and rant and rave when challenged, stating drugs this and drug that, where it could be used to their advantage.

Thank you very much but everyday people challenge themselves to not do drugs and one up your whore ass by not doing stints in rehab or relapsing all over public television. So go average joes, guess we over came a lot too then.

Samantha Ronson turns down an offer to support her lesbian sisters and host an event for a bar in New York called Rubyfruit (a big lesbian hookup area). The New York Post’s Page Six states:

“At first, her agent said it was $8,000 for the night plus airfare and hotel. Then, he was informed it was a gay and lesbian bar, we were told she doesn’t do those kind of venues. She doesn’t do gay and lesbian bars and clubs. I thought it was kind of strange considering she’s a lesbian. It would have been really great to have her in there and help . . . It’s really like betraying her sisters. It just doesn’t make sense.”

Why turn down publicity and 8k a night? …Guess we’ll never know but I’m sure she’ll regret it when Lindsay realizes that she’s a cock hound once again. Scissors get dull after a while and need some sharpening if you know what I mean.

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So it is said that Lindsay Lohan admits to being gay in this interview, when “going out” could mean a few things such as friendship, work, and teamwork in general. I’m not saying that this broad isn’t a dyke because at the moment she is, but the reason she isn’t admitting it people, is because she’s ashamed of it as in she’s not a true full fledged flamer…anyway.

Samantha Ronson calls up the radio show Loveline last night discussing DJ AM and Travis Barker’s plane crash incident to end up handing over the phone to Lindsay Lohan who “outs” herself. The DJ of the show stated:

DJ:
“Now, you guys, you and Samantha have been going out for how long now? Like two years? One year? Five months? Two months?”

Lindsay:
“A long…a very long time,”

DJ:
“I hope you guys stay together, you’re a very lovely looking couple,”

Lindsay:
“Thank you very much.”

So I guess that’s a confirmation of gayness if its not back twisted by Lindsay in the future, congrats to all those individuals who couldn’t wait for this moment.

After dating for a year+ Lindsay Lohans pops is tying the knot with girlfriend Erin Muller.  The two state to Star magazine:

“We’re thrilled to announce our engagement. We can’t wait to start our life together as a married couple,”
“We haven’t set a date yet, but we hope it will be a family affair.”

Your getting married to a guy who’s daughter is a famous train wreck, congratulations or something.

Michael Lohan apparently didn’t like the statement Barack Obama made about his trailer trash of a daughter Lindsay. Barack had this to say “it is not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us” when Lindsay invited him to host an event. This statement basically cites Lindsay for her ups and downs lately aka coke and drunk driving, not exactly something that looks good in politics. Michael states to TMZ:

“Everyone is entitled to an opinion and so is Obama and his staff. Then again, you know what they say about opinions. Unfortunately, for them, to make such a comment about my daughter was a big mistake … Look at Angelina Jolie and the wonderful things she has done in her life, and now watch how Lindsay does the same.”

Like I thought, the Lohans think the world turns for them. Or they believe they are the giver of life and can provide all that is requested upon their arrival in a room. I guess you should fear Lindsay now Barack, because she’s going to do some great things…

In a daring move, or just plain stupidity, Lindsay Lohan offered Barack Obama to host an event (Perhaps she is developing an oversized ego, thinking that she has the ability to make or break a person solely on publicity). Barack stated to the Chicago Sun-Times:

“is not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us.”

Soon gramps McCain got a hold of the news and a spokesman for his campaign stated to TMZ:

“So let me get this straight—they turned away Lindsay Lohan, but Barack Obama has friends like unrepentant terrorist Bill Ayers and convicted felon Tony Rezko? Maybe LiLo is just too upstanding for Barack Obama.”

In this childish high school gossip type exchange of words Obama’s spokesperson stated:

“Glad to see they’re focused on the important issues over in McCain HQ.”

See what you did Lindsay; no one wants your dyke ass for promotion. I mean DUI’s, drugs, and rehab aren’t the best things to lean on and say your best buddies with when running for President of the United States.