Michael Lohan apparently didn’t like the statement Barack Obama made about his trailer trash of a daughter Lindsay. Barack had this to say “it is not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us” when Lindsay invited him to host an event. This statement basically cites Lindsay for her ups [...]

To all the petpilies out there your dream has come true, Lindsay Lohan puts on a cheerleader outfit.  Lindsay sports the child molesters dream come true outfit for the show Ugly Betty; although it is not as dirty lookin as you’d come to expect from the slut queen Lindsay. Anyway enjoy.
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Michael Lohan wants to fight K-Fed he states in this months OK! Magazine:

“Everyone wants me to fight K-fed because he’s a notorious celebrity dad and so am I,” Michael tells OK! exclusively. “It’s for charity.”
In addition to amusing those who want to see these two slug it out — the money would benefit the organization, [...]

Here’s Lindsay Lohan with Courtenay Semel (some loser actor) confirming that they once had links together, perhaps romantic ones.  It seems that every pic Lindsay is in she is making some sort of face or pose where it seems she is going to bust out into some porn/lesbian scissor action.  Cocaine is a hell of [...]

Lindsay Lohan is expressing some gratitude (flirting) toward Olymic man Michael Phelps . Lindsay said:
Tell him he’s amazing, and I want to meet him,
Phelps added on the quote saying:
She’s pretty hot,
Don’t be surprised if you don’t have a good time Lindsay, I mean he is fast at stuff and that carries into other areas [...]

Lindsay Lohan’s relationship with Sam Ronson may soon be coming to an end as stated by OK! Magazine and she’s on the hunt for some wang replacements:
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may be inseparable, but following weeks of arguments, friends tell OK! they fear that Linds will leave her DJ girlfriend — for a man.
Apparently [...]

Lindsay Lohan reports on her MySpace blog that her sister Ali’s boobs are not fake and that she did not have a boob job. Lindsay brings up her mother and lesbian lover Samantha as well because I guess they needed to be mentioned so they get attention too.
hey everyone..
i just had to share something [...]

Ali Lohan will do just about anything to get her ass as famous as her sister and that means plastering your face up everywhere people may have a chance to see it. We all know that porn is a huge industry these days and Ali Lohan must have noticed that when she attended a [...]

Lohan’s father doesn’t really care that Lindsay is a dike, having stated such a comment to US Magazine’s website yesterday.  Now he feels that he let the world know that Lindsay is indeed a dike.  He is stated to have said in a statement referring to Lindsay’s chick relationship
is evident to anyone with half a [...]

Paparazzi, the glamour life, and plastic surgery all by age 14?

Not only does Ali Lohan have the look, but she has a little attitude to go with it.  I don’t know if any of you have seen the TV show ‘Living Lohan’, but Ali acts like a spoiled brat.  From this last episode when she [...]