Michael Lohan apparently didn’t like the statement Barack Obama made about his trailer trash of a daughter Lindsay. Barack had this to say “it is not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us” when Lindsay invited him to host an event. This statement basically cites Lindsay for her ups and downs lately aka coke and drunk driving, not exactly something that looks good in politics. Michael states to TMZ:

“Everyone is entitled to an opinion and so is Obama and his staff. Then again, you know what they say about opinions. Unfortunately, for them, to make such a comment about my daughter was a big mistake … Look at Angelina Jolie and the wonderful things she has done in her life, and now watch how Lindsay does the same.”

Like I thought, the Lohans think the world turns for them. Or they believe they are the giver of life and can provide all that is requested upon their arrival in a room. I guess you should fear Lindsay now Barack, because she’s going to do some great things…

To all the petpilies out there your dream has come true, Lindsay Lohan puts on a cheerleader outfit.  Lindsay sports the child molesters dream come true outfit for the show Ugly Betty; although it is not as dirty lookin as you’d come to expect from the slut queen Lindsay. Anyway enjoy.

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Michael Lohan wants to fight K-Fed he states in this months OK! Magazine:

“Everyone wants me to fight K-fed because he’s a notorious celebrity dad and so am I,” Michael tells OK! exclusively. “It’s for charity.”
In addition to amusing those who want to see these two slug it out — the money would benefit the organization, Long Island’s Fight For Charity. But, adds Michael, this isn’t some touchy-feely event. “It’s serious boxing,” he explains. “You have to go get a trainer. I have to register with the Mature Boxing Association.”

I don’t know about you but I personally think K-Fag would win this bout; he’s like twenty years younger and double the fag.

How would this allow him to win you ask? Well being a mega douche bag like himself he’s gotten used to people wanting to kick his ass, therefore he has more energy then the old dude and thus can outlast him in this pointless dispute.

Here’s Lindsay Lohan with Courtenay Semel (some loser actor) confirming that they once had links together, perhaps romantic ones.  It seems that every pic Lindsay is in she is making some sort of face or pose where it seems she is going to bust out into some porn/lesbian scissor action.  Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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Lindsay Lohan is expressing some gratitude (flirting) toward Olymic man Michael Phelps . Lindsay said:

Tell him he’s amazing, and I want to meet him,

Phelps added on the quote saying:

She’s pretty hot,

Don’t be surprised if you don’t have a good time Lindsay, I mean he is fast at stuff and that carries into other areas as well, plus he has ADD or he’s crazy or something. I guess that would kind of work for you if he was; this just may work out. Anyway you’re a skank and this is just another booty call.

Lindsay Lohan’s relationship with Sam Ronson may soon be coming to an end as stated by OK! Magazine and she’s on the hunt for some wang replacements:

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may be inseparable, but following weeks of arguments, friends tell OK! they fear that Linds will leave her DJ girlfriend — for a man.
Apparently LiLo has already been flirting with guys, and cracks are seem to be appearing in the relationship.
On August 5 at the Delano Hotel’s Florida Room, Lindsay, 22, cozied up to other men whenever Sam left her side.
“Lindsay was laughing and giggling with these guys,” an eyewitness tells OK!.
And earlier that day, guests at the Miami hotel witnessed the couple’s repeated clashes.
“Lindsay is the aggressive one in the relationship,” an insider tells OK!. “Sam tries to focus on Lindsay, but it’s never enough.” Another friend adds, “Lindsay has to be the center of attention, or she’ll flirt with other guys to make Sam jealous. She’ll be with the next guy who catches her eye — she can’t help it!”

This shank changes partners more then most people change their underwear (Lindsay doesn’t apply to this, whores like her don’t/never wear underwear). Well anyway happy wang hunting Lindsay, I’m sure there is plenty of wiener out there ready to give you some more STD’s, especially since you now go both ways.

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Lindsay Lohan reports on her MySpace blog that her sister Ali’s boobs are not fake and that she did not have a boob job. Lindsay brings up her mother and lesbian lover Samantha as well because I guess they needed to be mentioned so they get attention too.

hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here’s the visual…
me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me…
one of them being, “Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?”
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my response simply was, “Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!”
i was caught out of nowhere so i didn’t really come up with the proper response at the time.. there’s many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!
All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.
i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you’re not even fully developed yet!
It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye…
i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.
in a more positive light…
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she’s out of town
have a wonderful day everyone~
til next time..
xx LL

Wow, she is such a good writer, I mean the non-capital I’s everywhere and the sentences starting without capitals, not to mention proper names, it’s all just too incredible, she should win an award.
Oh yeah, got a little carried away so I almost forgot; The moral of the story is don’t mention Ali’s boobs because your supposed to be looking at Lindsay’s, give that attention her way you assholes.

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Ali Lohan will do just about anything to get her ass as famous as her sister and that means plastering your face up everywhere people may have a chance to see it. We all know that porn is a huge industry these days and Ali Lohan must have noticed that when she attended a casting call for porn director Peter Davy. TMZ states:

Ali Lohan’s rep tells us the girl had no idea that Peter Davy was behind such classics as Breast Wishes 14 and Bun Busters 12. Sources tell us the meeting was actually set up by Ali’s agent.

Maybe Ali didn’t know that Peter Davy shoots porn for a living but I’m sure Dina Lohan did, knowing you have to start at the bottom to get to the top… go ahead Ali honey and take your shirt off and play around in the mud like the director asks.

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is evident to anyone with half a brain” and “Lindsay’s life choices are up to her.

Oh and here is another quote

They’re friends, they’re always together.  I hug my friends, does that make me a homosexual?

Okay this is true and such, but does he also make out with his friends and attempt to fend off the claims of gayness?

Lindsay is a dike, if she is attempting to fool anyone into believing that she is not then she is a complete idiot.  The world doesn’t revolve around you bitch, we can all think for ourselves. Anyway dike it out all you want but don’t expect to keep things “normal” between the public and yourself just because that’s the way you want it.   

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Not only does Ali Lohan have the look, but she has a little attitude to go with it.  I don’t know if any of you have seen the TV show ‘Living Lohan’, but Ali acts like a spoiled brat.  From this last episode when she was painting her nails in the backseat of her mother’s Range Rover (throwing a fit when her mother asked her to stop), to acting like an unprofessional diva in the recording studios.

Ali is definately not making the right image for herself, and if producers are watching the show, they will not want to work with her.  Her career is going to be over before it even started.